Just Another Gay

not Saw specifically but a slasher with a legit body count. Summer camp slashers are overplayed but I think it really works because it's the type of thing the Scooby gang WOULD get caught up in.

like some of the counselors didn't show up (got got) so the head counselor calls his younger cousin to see if him and his friends can fill in last minute. They show up and they're a bunch of nerds, one of them even has an anxiety dog, and they don't have a big role at first. It seems like the movie is setting them up as cannon fodder.

Fuck the slasher movie just effectively becomes Home Alone but with Four Kevin McAllisters

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fuckin crystal kingdom red robe interaction

magnus: [steps into barry’s whole space] oh ho ho, I’m in a red robe! red robe: [floats up so he’s above magnus] red robe: [annoyed] okay, excuse me magnus: [delighted] uh-huh?

barry trying to remind magnus of captain captain bane’s office while magnus is almost certainly fucking with him

red robe: a billion billion lives have been devoured by this hunger in pursuit of its power. magnus: a billion billion? red robe: yes. magnus: that’s a lot! red robe: it sure is.

also wonderland!! bro let me caress your hand so i can talk to you in our secret language bro

then taako casts true sight on magnus and barry does the dramatic “put a single, skeletal finger, to its non-existent lips” but then like. the true sight keeps going. so barry just keeps floating there awkwardly, unsure of what he’s supposed to do now.

when he finally makes the door, he waves to magnus “enthusiastically”

i know griffin probably meant like really frantically, but i just imagine barry like :D !!! magnus i did it cmon bud!!!!

“He looks at you as this horde is about to overrun you, and he drops the wand that he’s holding, and a black spike shoots from out of the horde and into his chest, and he staggers but he stays on his feet. And he turns, and he looks at you, Magnus, and he smiles. And he says, ‘Well. We’ll get ‘em next time.’”

did you know magnus was barry’s second choice for a swim teacher!!! bc i totally forgot that!!!

barry: you all just head back home, we’ll clean up, and uh, meet you back at westbreak for a celebratory round of drinks magnus: yeah, we’d like to— i mean, we’re— [conspiratorially] can i be honest? hey? barry: [probably leaning in] y-yeah?

barry was travis’s choice to talk to during The Party

also ooc, throughout tsc travis kept saying like “oh barry should get on this” and “i’ll ask barry to do that”

basically said that barry could be the spock to his kirk

barry “it’s hard to put a name on exactly what this force i—” magnus “craveability”

during barry’s serious presentation, magnus coughs and reminds him to say “craveability” instead and barry sighs (but then laughs).

magnus: so, what did you guys do? lup: oh, no big deal, taako just summoned all the energy in our reality to come help us fight. magnus: mm-hm. i fought a bear. when i say it like that it doesn’t… sound as good, does it? barry: w— was it a big bear? magnus: ohh it was— yeah!

travis: wait, i didn’t know we could make it up. i want to go back and say puppy town, where it was just all puppies. barry: puppy town! magnus: yeah! puppy town was the best!

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Writing:

Weaving the Stories, poetry compilation

Chasing Uncertainty, poetry compilation/Transfeminist Womanism theory

General longer-form theory can be found at my site, anons.ee

Audio:

Planer: the planer is a reliable and gentle friend. It has many sharp spinning blades, but they are deep inside the machine, so you have to try to get hurt by the planer.

Table saw: it is like the ocean: huge, powerful, the source of all life. Respect it. Don't turn your back on it. It does not want to hurt you but it's impossible not to be constantly aware of the fact that it Can.

Chop saw: when you're doing a bunch of simple repetitive cuts, it is so so easy to get into a flow state. But watch out! That's its plan. Come onnnnn get carelesssss put those fingies ever closer to the blade to stabilize the wood better its fiiiiine.

Band saw: band saw! Perfect power tool for putting your fingers 1/8 of an inch from! A helpful and quiet tool the band saw :) so quiet you might not even notice it's turned on! Put fingers close to blade, safe with band saw. Friend band saw :)

Belt sander: OW

Hand saw: not only craves blood but actively seeks it