weirdmanthing

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

I hate this post. Ever since I read it I can't help but think "chosen by the dragon" whenever the bus stops in front of me or "denied by the dragon" when it doesn't. Every. single. time. That's a minimum of ten times a week. Do you know how annoying that is

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

the father (dolly parton), the son (sabrina carpenter), and the holy spirit (miss piggy)

sobs. I'm so proud of him.

Tumblr is like our elderly dog and when she makes an especially scary cough we apparently think "oh god it's the big one"

iron lung is about drowning in guilt its about feeling like youve wasted your life its about the greater good its about the difference between living and survival its about mark e plier's big fucking bazongas holy shit dude

What I've learned from watching Markiplier media is that he (Markiplier) likes to put the guy (Markiplier) into situations (psychological torture)