dumb, hilarious bitch

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

I haven’t said anything interesting in a long while. this will continue

imposter syndrome is so funny like fuuuuck i hope nobody finds out im tricking people into thinking im competent by knowing things and doing them

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

to be honest i do have beef with some microbes

shoulda cooked it longer that gets rid ofem

Thinking really hard about Ianthe. She convinced her one-sided lesbian situationship to give her a new arm after she got dismembered by a saint. She and her twin sister love to dip their toes into incest sometimes but not in ways you’d expect. She also uses her magic to make herself look sickly so her sister can breast boobily. She and Jesus might be fucking but neither of them probably enjoys it. She voluntarily wore a maid dress in a game show inside her own mind. I hate her. She’s awesome. What is wrong with her.

Oh yeah and there’s also the cannibalism. I guess.

She’s the character ever. She routinely dresses for and inserts herself into scenes as the sex appeal, knowing she looks like a drowned albino rat. She’s smart enough to know going mad with power has consequences and she’s okay with it because she’s also smarter than most of the consequences. She’s canonically cannibalized people and it’s the least interesting thing about her. She’s even gay.