WealthyAardvark

yeah sorry boss i can't come into work today, yes, ye- yeah. it's the pursuer again, yeah he appeared outside the front gate an- yeah, in a mass of black fog. and he tried to use cursed impale on me so i got back in my car and left

i am some sort of fey creature and my cat is the human who i have arbitrarily decided is my favorite human.

Butch won’t be my companion. He’s like you’re too intense. You must’ve turned on that computer like 50 times in a row last time.

What’s really funny about lowering your karma this way is that after you do a major good Karma action and listen to the radio, the radio DJ Three Dog will be like this horrible fucker from vault 101 we all hate him so much you know that guy? He did another fucking thing. He saved a thousand orphans.

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

bro you gotta relinquish that shit. surrender it bro. it serves you not bro just cast it away.

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj

What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.