as we all know, everyone falls in love once and only once with their one true love the first time, and if they had relationships before that they werenât real and didnât love each other, and you canât love more than one person at once, and your friends and family need to be pushed out of the picture to focus more on your romance, and no one has sex with people they donât love, and if they did, theyâre dirty and they have to have hated it and the sex they have with their one true love after theyâre officially together has to be better sex than they ever had before, and no one ever breaks up for any reason other than death, and everyone wants to get married and have kids. arenât you fucking tired.