dean (not like winchester)

I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

I hate this post. Ever since I read it I can't help but think "chosen by the dragon" whenever the bus stops in front of me or "denied by the dragon" when it doesn't. Every. single. time. That's a minimum of ten times a week. Do you know how annoying that is

i know we all know cas is dean's colette but like. they literally invented a wife for cain of the BIBLE just to compare cas to colette when they could've instead focused on cain and abel especially since they love to make the show about Only The Brothers. but no instead we have cain explain in detail how colette was the only thing to keep him tethered to sanity and he was able to fight the mark of cain when she begged him to stop. then the show was like now let's watch that exact scene play out between dean and cas as cas asks dean to stop and THEN the Power of Love prevents dean from killing cas. i'm frothing at the mouth

a couple years ago i got high as fuck and was like “oh my god i have the perfect idea for a spn fic: a truly diabolical amount of religious character studying in a cain and abel situation. that could be fun. i can’t believe the bible fanfic show about two brothers never had a cain and abel storyline.” and then the next morning, i remembered that they did do one. kinda. like cain’s there, and cain is dean, but abel isn’t there. they gave him a whole ass wife instead and were like “yeah dean that’s exactly you. don’t worry about your brother, cause what’s important to cain isn’t abel. it’s his wife.”

i know we all know cas is dean's colette but like. they literally invented a wife for cain of the BIBLE just to compare cas to colette when they could've instead focused on cain and abel especially since they love to make the show about Only The Brothers. but no instead we have cain explain in detail how colette was the only thing to keep him tethered to sanity and he was able to fight the mark of cain when she begged him to stop. then the show was like now let's watch that exact scene play out between dean and cas as cas asks dean to stop and THEN the Power of Love prevents dean from killing cas. i'm frothing at the mouth

i didnt expect these to hit so hard but then they kept going and going….my god

how could i forget “lord almighty they are doing crazy things to this guy’s cervix on twitter”

Everyone except me is wrong about The Character

And my beloved mutual who fills a sort of "scheming advisor" role in my opinions about The Character

jensen ackles doing so much in that hanging himself gif he shouldve been a mime instead of the world’s first omega