chillin

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

We can learn a lot by never listening to diaspora voices

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

ok computer show me men in pain

I know for a fact other dimensions and realities exist because that’s where some of you people are watching tv

notice how everyones 30 now

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it