i held a fallen star and it wept for me

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma

The problem w writing fiction is that you'll be like tee-hee I'm going to write a story about a fucked up little scenario that's got nothing to do with anything in real life, just some pure messed up nonsense, and then you finish it and take a step back and go aw rats I made a metaphor again

i’m having an edging party but none of you can come

[sexting] tell me you won't leave me

[sexting] tell me you still want me

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

top tier character trait will always be “I care about you deeply, even though I betrayed you. even though I would do it again” I don’t make the rules

*flirting* are you ever repulsed by ur desires

Hands you a drink that's so obviously spiked with love potion and looking at you with big wet eyes and starts to sniffle a little when you don't want to drink it