watson is kittens

you are right and you should say it.

has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull

Also noting that this line has a lot of clothing that works for people who need easy chest access or have limited upper body mobility, like if you are recovering from surgery or doing chemo

Making a cult and sometimes making them eat their own poop

Taking unsolicited photographs (if that's even illegal)

Apparently murdering a suicidal gay prince, overthrowing a god who’s also head of the government, literally just murdering the former country leaders (who are now rebel leaders) in retirement, prison break, and infrastructure destruction and loss of many lives cuz I happen to be related (siblings) to crude oil

Owning a house and becoming a baron at age 14? Is that a crime if my dead uncle who was the previous baron said he wanted me to?

grave robbing and/or antiquities trafficking

just von Neumann probe things TM

Worm-on-a-string puppy mill 😔

aggressive wildlife management (lance)

Dancing 🥲

The first thought I had when I woke up this morning was a strategy for how I’m going to complete some challenges in Resident Evil Village. That game is all I can think of. Even at work between calls I’m just thinking how I wish I could be playing it right now. I’m on play through #4 and I want all the challenges and upgrades.

don’t let him drink that