Being Mortal, Like a Wanker

they should invent a secret second weekend so that you can see friends and do fun things while still having enough time to do errands and sleep in without dying of exhaustion all the time

@staff stop terming my friends. Why are you letting nazis thrive and terminating trans girls fifty times in a row

They reinstated Pjackk, a blog that's been abandoned for over a year before getting terminated, but none of the trans women who were termed for posting selfies and talking about their days

damn happy pride huh

The really funny part is that many modern sources that want to gas up Sparta will bring up this specific anecdote, but stop at the "if" and just not mention what happened immediately afterwards.

similarly, "μολὼν λαβέ" (come and take them) is a really cool thing to say, made significantly less cool by having them taken

I was lying in the leaf litter today when some moss spoke to me. "Excuse me, do you know the species of this fallen log beneath me?" asked the moss. "Hmm. No. Sorry, I'm a little fuzzy on logs," I said. "What a coincidence," said the moss. "I'm a little fuzzy on logs too."

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

haha dude that was an excellent knight kink post. you know you don't have to be useful to be worthy of love, right?

Your 30s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

Your 40s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

#as long as you're alive it's literally never too late

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

If I had a gaping wound in my stomach would you. . . No. . . I shan’t say. . . . . . . Would you. . ?

he is famous...you can't keep a nigga down

this is my last self reblog not to clog my profile but: but it's important to have my black pride bunny on my account, he's a representation of something I learned to love abt myself. my blackness is to be celebrated.