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my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

one time my sister and i were walking up the stairs and heard a bunch of banging noises coming from an apartment, and she turned to me and said "aborted neighbor". and i was just like. i'm glad we're the same kind of terminally online and i know exactly what you are referencing because otherwise this would sound insane.

staring at her tits but i’m being rlly stealthy abt it

Took down the sinister obelisk in town this morning with only minor shrapnel wounds, feeling accomplished, the wounds will heal in time

I can feel untold power in my veins

I should build something to commemorate my new, formidable power. It should be public, of course. Obviously very tall

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I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

I've been too-thin before. skinny feels like being cold all the time and getting lightheaded if you're standing too long. ice cream tastes like happiness. you do the math

Seconding as someone who's currently too thin, being skinny feels like being cold and tired and anxious and so fucking hungry all the time it's literally all you can think about. Roasted zucchini drenched in butter and salt and paprika tastes incredible. Peanut butter M&Ms taste like joy. Skinny is just a state of being, to eat is to be alive.

you reminded me of the time I was sick with a diarrheal disease for two months that caused bad stomach pain and malabsorption and I lost 15% of my body weight and every moment I was craving taco bell all of the time

Yeah I have some kind of autoimmune thing + IBS-C rn that slowed my digestion enough I was starving despite eating, and once I went to the store and the fruit section smelled so good I felt like I was being hunted for sport. I've been fucking ravenous and tbh I don't get how skinny could possibly feel good in general, for me it always sucks.