Mom Said It’s My Turn To Post

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

calling things "cutes" is so uh. what's a good word for when something is cute but slightly more cute

the word cutes is autological

cinephile cats be like follow me on litterboxd

my super sustainable bmw

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

LGBT = Lets Go Buy Tix for the MOVIESSSSSSS

Happy pride month to him

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

Gaga was kinda real as fuck for singing lesbian transgender life

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

puppy play but i’m some sort of endangered wolf who is sick and injured so a team of medical experts work around the clock to diagnose and fix me and they feed me an ideal diet and post photos of me on social media and everyone says “ooohhh awwwwwwww!!!!” and then i get released back to the wild because it’s the right thing to do and from then on i only occasionally show up on random trail cams and people say “yay!” and they leave me alone