Miss Anthropic Principle

I love the domestic fluff. I love the hurt/comfort. I love the angst. I love the PWP. I love the happy ending.

I'm sorry but yeah, this is the one. when I get a dog, it'll be a Bolognese.

what I like about them so much is that even in show-groom, where they've been conditioned and brushed and trimmed to perfection, they still look like the "before" shot of some shelter groomer video. and they're born like that. the fresh puppies in the bottom pic look like they've crawled out of a pile of used cigarettes. I honestly think this is why the breed is so uncommon: no one wants to spend big bucks on an animal genetically engineered to look your great-aunt's neglected couch ornament of indeterminate age that should probably be mercy killed but is somehow still trucking along.

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just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

love newt geiszler but imagine trying to ask him for an extension like he’s already that professor who wears ridiculously tight polyester blend ripped skinny jeans every day instead of trying to make the slightest attempt at professionalism and derailing lessons to talk about how his r2d2 keychain makes noises when you squeeze it or like go on these long winding tangents about What Real Punk Rock Used To Be Like even though he wasn’t even BORN when the bands he talks about were still playing???? and like one time he played a queen song and was like Now This Is Real Music acting like somehow your class wouldn’t know who queen was???? fucking queen?? anyway. you are trying to avoid eye contact by looking at his desk and he, a grown man, has a mug that says “Nerd? I Prefer The Term Intellectual Badass” on it and in that moment you’re like maybe being a genius SHOULDNT give someone a pass to be as eccentric as they want just tuning him out while he talks about his podcast at you