~snowflake~

im a social vegan; i avoid meet

uh, source?

it’s dumb how when you start to make big changes to your life or learn a new skill that it doesn’t just cut to a screen saying “six months later…” and then suddenly everything is working out for you like in the movies.

You spend decades thinking on how to destroy capitalism, how to fight Goliath as David. How even scratching the monster in the context of national liberation will be a nightmare. And then Goliath procedes to blind himself, cover himself in gasoline and set himself on fire

Fuck me, the amount of time and effort I put into validating data, and they've gone and added the fucking hallucination generator to it.

well you can't blame them, it's not like excel already had a way to add up numbers or anything

That's a side quest. You're supposed to go find him.

Or at least find his environmental storytelling skeleton along with a unique weapon or piece of armor.

‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.

62 8

Absolutely nuts how they made up a number for this satire post and the correction is that reality is *more absurd* than the number they chose

no it’s worse. 62 was correct in 2016 when the original post was made.

I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

what a time to be alive (derogatory)

I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills