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Commander Awake Remembrance of These Valiant Dead

it's truly insane how much more functional society would be and how much happier everyone would be if every job was perpetually 10% overstaffed (and people who weren't needed could chill and rotate in when needed while still getting paid) instead of 10-50% understaffed but that wouldn't be 'efficient' (in the short term, for shareholders) so fuck everyone I guess

REACH OUT AND TOOTH PASTE

My favorite leverage bit is when they have agreed on names for cons that they never explain but reference absolutely bonkers bits of. Like. “Yeah I was running a Blue Spiked Fish but then I lost the wig and had to turn it into a Seventh Taco on the fly.” “Where on earth did you get the firefighter uniform??” “Had one in the closet from running a Cicada job earlier that year.” Beautiful. Perfect. They could do this every episode.

You shouldn't actually be surprised by institutions complying in advance with Donald Trump, because historically, that's what they did under McCarthyism too.

Also, every institutions is run by MBAs, and they actually beat all principles out of you with bamboo rods in business school.

Still it's distressing the extent to which the mainstream media has just abandoned any precepts of facts or evidence for vibes

Leverage (:Redemption) really is the show we need in this day and age.

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating

Oh, to be a little kitten who just got vaccinated and then taken to a high-end restaurant and tasted the best food the chefs could offer and then fell asleep in a basket.

Maybe if we put vaccine deniers into cozy baskets and took them to delicious restaurants?

"my great grandmother who survived 3 wars and raised 10 children by herself while working in a factory watching me go to therapy because my parents yelled at me" ok but your great grandmother was also miserable. maybe your great grandmother would be happy you try your best to not be miserable