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men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

okay, i hate men

happy pride month to hater lesbians!! i love u never stop hating <3

a boyfriend is a type of parasite that lives in a beautiful woman’s house and drains her life force

the comments are either accusing me of doing gender essentialism by implying all men are evil OR are people going “UGH when will I get the chance to be a parasitic leech exploiting a woman’s domestic labor” OR women being like “me and jakey🥰🥰hehe”

last night i dreamed acclaimed actor and director kenneth branagh died in a recreation of the battle of agincourt and i happened to be there at the time, so afterwards the investigator for the death (who was an off brand hercule poirot situation) asked me about it and i said “ken was always drawn to spectacle. he loved that feeling of awe” and i remember thinking, in the dream, what the hell am i doing? since when am i on ken terms with real life oscar winner sir kenneth branagh?? being a heartrendingly present bystander at the moment of his bizarre death doesn’t give me the right to ken him

[ID: tweet reading “that’s a great idea for a story. But have you considered they should all be girls?” /end ID]