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@mast3rsniper

trans people shouldn’t have to look cis to be respected

Adding to this, some trans people don’t want to pass. And in the case of non-binary peeps, passing isn’t an option, and all of these people should still be respected

they took my blood

Earth is currently at the stage that leads into either Star Trek, or Mad Max.

Astute observers will recall that in Star Trek, Earth was Mad Max for several years before becoming Star Trek.

There was, in fact, two major wars before Earth became Star Trek although the timeline is off right now.

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

@forestwildflower

I love Round Planet

No fuckin wayyy

whenever i see a girl complaining abt her shitty boyfriend and she says that “guys are just like that!” i’m always so sad, because i know girls that are in happy and healthy romantic relationships with men! having a crappy, horrible boyfriend is not something that’s inevitable if you like men. if a man isn’t fulfilling your needs or if he’s simply just a piece of crap, you don’t have to stay in a relationship with him. not to be cliché, but not all men are like that!!! if your man ain’t shit, find a better one!!! it’ll all be alright, please realise and admit to yourself that you deserve better, and that better is out there!!! you need to put yourself first.

As a child, you often daydreamed about a world you invented and you would occasionally write about it. 10 years later, you hear many different voices whispering to you. They are the prayers of the inhabitants of your imaginary world. To them, it has been 1000 years since you abandoned them.

Tough shit, kids, God has to write a fuckin thesis.

smh my head

I’m not saying I’m definitely an NPC, but if I am a protagonist, the game I’m starring in is probably free-to-play.

hhhHHE IS SMALLER THAN THE LEAVES

::CLUTCHES CHEST.::

Please stay safe, cubs!

who out there shootin purple deer and bright green foxes that walk on two legs and have big ol toony eyes