a failure worth knowing

peter, lying out of his ass: i was, uh, married to his uncle aaron. he just never let you know

All I see is “fake marriage au, but it’s also enemies to lovers”

Are you guys making me ship Uncle Aaron and Uncle Peter B Parker now

I did not expected this post to go there the first time I saw it

But it’s a damn good direction.

you're out of your mind if hamas explicitly makes a statement about how they don't target and behead children (as western propaganda falsely claims) while on the other side you have israel proudly calling on live tv for genocide, dehumanizing palestinians (already having attacked lebanon, egypt, syria) and you STILL fall for the same type of shit USA pulled in 2003

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

easy website

^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”

"Websight" is a Valid Warrior Cat Name!

Maids, cleaners, janitors, and sanitation workers are all the most important people of civilization by far. Even 12 hours without them is VERY noticable and they simply need to be highly compensated for it

*guy stumbles out of torture labyrinth, covered in dirt and blood, clothes torn, on the verge of passing out with a thousand yard stare* maybe... Maybe I will buy myself a yummy treat. As a reward

if any of my mutuals ever come to my city… whatever city i live in… you can stay with me. we can get married or whatever. love u

obviously, if i was truly enlightened, i'd just use my birth name and not blink when people asked "uh…isn't that a girl's name?"

[id: graffiti on the base of a concrete overpass where previous grafiti has been covered over with gray paint multiple times. In black all-caps handwriting, it reads: "What kind of paint are you using to paint over this? Because if it is latex, its probably way too cold for it, you want good adhesion, you need like at least 40°-45°. Maybe wait till it warms up a little, I mean what's the big rush? Like, I'm in a rush now but our situations are different" /end id]

I don’t like knights in the “glorifying a military police force as symbols of power, wealth, and tradition” way. I like knights in the “cult of chivalry and psychological fallout of raising sons to die like their fathers for a king they’ll never meet” way but also in a “swords and armor symbolic of the heaviness and impermanence of manhood” way.