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couldn't fall asleep last night, so I made this at an ungodly hour:

THE WITCH JOINS THE COLLECTION!!

Winter Chill

My dinnar 💪💯❗💥

Poverty Food

Good video showcasing exactly why these dogs are not suited to 99 percent of households.

I can confirm they are.

The trolley is about to run over all sentient life in the galaxy. You cannot switch the tracks, but you can still save everyone’s lives by pulling one of three levers, all of which involve sacrificing yourself. The red lever will destroy all trolleys, but will also kill you as well as all public transportation across the galaxy. The blue lever will merge your own consciousness with all trolleys, allowing you to control them and stop the trolley from running everyone over. The green lever will use your body as a catalyst to synthesize organic life and public transportation together - organic life will no longer be stuck in the cycle of creating public transportation that rebels against its creators, and both forms of life will finally be free.

The Catalogue of Ships in the Iliad is, to a modern audiences, what classicists have called “boring as hell,” but I can’t help but think that if you were watching Homer recite it it would have been more like when comedians go, “anybody here tonight from Chicago?” and the Chicagoans in the back start cheering

I am not joking. This house is wall-to-wall, floor-to-ceiling books across multiple floors. They had to get the floors reinforced to hold the weight when I was little.

Making a cup of tea with my mother and talking about this, and she just said something to the effect of, "this is why you don't hoard things."