The World Is Quiet Here

GMORNING GIRLIES IT'S YURI DAY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

Official ominous sign

Read the sign as “I’m so still, are you here” to make this an official scared sign

Why would I read it like that.

For the trills of a different perspective in sign

(pokemon fan seeing a boner) so it just gets kinda bigger and stands up? they’re completely out of ideas…

(different pokemon fan) it should be sound type

happy winter solstice

I'm so sorry ma'am, yes I know your car was attacked by a Sudowoodo and your policy does cover damage from Rock types, but our system has it listed as a Grass type. There's nothing I can do.

Ma'am your pokemon has a ×4 weakness to ground type. We can't insure that- graveler are too populous here and look at its defense scaling. Have you considered investing in an air balloon?

I know it's tedious ma'am, but if you teach your pokemon at least one HM that will qualify you for our Expidition Bonus, which gives you a 10% discount on your policy and provides coverage for natural disasters

Ma'am that's our EXP-All plan, you have EXP-Share which only covers one additional pokemon

I'm sorry ma'am our company is no longer providing accident or disaster insurance in your area. For more information you'll have to speak with the Absol and Xatu in our Calamities department.

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower