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I am crying, Narnia fans please read this!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
I haven't read such good narnia fiction in years.
how am i doing? oh I’m fine except i’m in a constant state of nostalgia and sentimentality over everyone I’ve ever loved and every age I’ve ever been and every phase of my life and every job I’ve worked and I’m constantly missing people and places that I can never go back to but it’s cool it’s fine
i have a reading list longer than my life expectancy

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i got the old tumblr dashboard back T_T
i got the old tumblr dashboard back T_T i used the xkit rewriten options in this post and installed the firefox application called stylus and installed this script through it for the old tumblr layout <3
(psst reblog and spread this so it can get to who needs it )
update :hi besties both xkit rewritten and stylus are available for chrome too!
FYI for readers who requested it! This is what I’m currently using to unfuck my dash.
It seems as though most fixes for the new dash involve a combination of XKit Rewritten and the installation of one of a few varieties of script. The XKit fixes linked in this post helped a lot, but I was struggling with the idea of installing a script, because notoriously that kind of shit either doesn’t work for me or is significantly beyond my skill level.
Fortunately the page at the “this script” link has a button you can just click-to-install once you’ve installed Stylus, so it went pretty easily once I stopped panicking about having to run a script I didn’t understand. Anyway, it’s working for me for now, so passing it along for those who want to implement it.
people are always saying they want a texan but they're never ready for the enrichment necessary to keep one hale and healthy. where's your chainsaw? your local woods? your power tools? tell me what you're gonna do the first time this texan tells you they made plans for your whole weekend? a texan is a lifetime commitment, and they often live well past ten years after you adopt them. think before you purchase
fuck its got a gun
that's a common breed trait, and an important reason to make sure you get to know Texans' temperaments before you adopt. one of my favorite Texan breed traits is the saddle patterning- though it's common also in the Wyoming region. One can often tell the difference by the pitch and patterns of their vocalizations!
For those who want the sturdiness of a Texan without the energy demands, I recommend a Coloradoan
*sucks air in through my teeth* It's true that Coloradans will exercise themselves, but the necessary equipment can set a prospective adopter back quite a bit. Whether your Coloradan is the outdoorsy type (and will thus need at least $1000 USD spent on a bicycle yearly) or the more stay-at-home foodie variant (who will need specific imported foods and 150% of your counterspace's surface area in appliances), they do not come cheap.
What about Coloradans who are both outdoorsy AND foodie varianted?
Honestly if you don't own a ranch or at least a farm, I don't think it's possible to support one of those. It's sad, but sometimes it's best for these high-maintenance creatures to be sent to a farm upsate
I do not wish to be sent to a farm upsate.
I am turning my lawn into a farm upstate for my own enrichment.
I should really learn how to harvest and roast grasshoppers. (I am NOT an invasive species! I have been cross-bred with other regional variants!)
We don't need to hear about your crossbreeding, Rafe.
Some of those that breed crosses Are the same that fear hosses.
Look, none of this behavior is an issue if you all stop adopting prestige locals and get yourself a Chicagoan. They’re generally not as cute but as long as you put the ball game on like, once a week and just let ‘em yell themselves out, they’re calm and quiet the rest of the time. Occasionally you do get a weird one who wants to go to music festivals in the summer but they’re highly social; usually once you get there and buy them a beer they basically look after themselves.
*sweeps all of my AU ideas under the rug* why must I be called out this way?
This post ran me over with a truck and laughed
THIS IS THE MOST RELEVANT THING I’VE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET. EVER.
Casually fixing this every time it crosses my dash.
I like the fixed version better.
*saves to show to my mom any time she does this*
“I haven’t got time for this Mickey Mouse bullshit!”
i can aggre with this.

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Me, knowing I'm a whole ass consecrated virgin. Any sort of weird feeling in tummy: Am I Pregant? Am I pragnent? Am I pargant??? AM I... Pregante? prangent??? gregnant??? Pregante??? Pregananant??? LMFAO
A cool trick for virgins: if you haven't seen an angel today, ur not pregnant.
Every virgin’s brain: “I know this,
ive been doing a lot of youtube recipe binging lately so i was recommended this video and i was like fuck it diet soup why not
and it sounded pretty tasty so after the vid i scrolled down to see what people thought of it, and i just really need to share with you all what the comment section is like
and for the one that broke me:
I laughed so hard I gave myself an actual headache oml
i laughed so hard at this comment
This is Sugar Free Gummy Bears 2
So I was going through a drawer of stuff from when I was little and I found this…
human instincts
ghost detection
no one here knows you but they all hate you
go pet that large predatory animal
hit person with cardboard tube
Slap someone with overly long sleeves
The unbelievably strong desire to just scream
clack tongs like crab
Hit yourself with cardboard tube
Pop bubble wrap
Crunch a leaf with your shoe
Jump up and smack the doorframe
Kick the same rock around and get sad when you lose it
Stab your eraser
Slap bags of soil as hard as you can
do the raindrop race
pick up rock and put it in your pocket
say “nice” when someone says 69

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