The Sound of Music (1965) dir. Robert Wise

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The Sound of Music (1965) dir. Robert Wise

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I asked if this was an art installation and a Danish person said "no this is quite a serious impedance"
My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying
Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"
4 year old me: why must we do this
Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"
4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect
In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.
Taylor Swift does this
no she doesn’t
You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.
#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic
Reasons I joined a facebook group for Catholic neurodivergent families: very few people exist at the intersection of “devout Catholic and having elementary school age children who will run yelling through the church if they don’t get to go through the priest’s line at communion”
Reasons I hate being in a facebook group for Catholic neurodivergent families: “remember that if your Rejection Sensitivity is making your marriage difficult, it’s because the devil is attacking you. He loves to attack Holy Matrimony”

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Don't open a PM with a stranger with "hello".
1. You sound like a bot
2. You don't give anything to respond to
Try to say something nice and ask questions that the other person can respond to.
I was talking about tumblr but I suppose it also applies to this
Remember Inigo Montoya
Name: We are the Borg.
Polite Greeting: You will be assimilated.
Relevant personal link: Your biological and technological characteristics will be added to our own.
Manage expectations: Resistance is futile.
1. Polite Greeting:
2. Name: I’m Luke Skywalker
3. Personal Relevant Link:
4. Manage Expectations: I’m here to rescue you.
You can see Luke makes a hash of this greeting, and the Princess is hesitant to do anything until he supplies their personal relevant link: that he’s here with Ben Kenobi.
He improves greatly in the later movies
Polite Greeting: "Greetings, Exalted One."
Name + Relevant Personal Link: "I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi knight and friend to captain Solo."
Manage Expectations: "I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo's life."
this was written 100 years ago but it reads like a post i would make on my tumblr blog in 2026
I just really enjoy saying things to my coworkers like, “yeah, I just don’t read many books by men.” I think it’s good for them.
“omg you’re just blogging for attention”
and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?
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Gen Z tradcath dudes are so funny. Like bro shut up, you’re not a knight prepared to go fight a holy crusade, you’re a racist gym rat who thinks gay people going to church is “heresy”

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A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was
Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago
I'm gonna be a theatre nerd on main here. Okay, the original recording of Christopher Plummer singing Edelweiss was released yesterday and honestly, I just want them to re-release the film with his vocals, not the dub. It feels much more natural and organic to him as a performer. What do I mean by that? Well, the man who dubbed Plummer sounded lovely, absolutely nothing wrong. But with Plummer's voice back in, I noticed subtle shifts in his acting that I hadn't before. The original dub is "Hello I am here and I am singing a pretty song, the end." Plummer's version is "I love my country, I love my family...and I think I love this woman who came into my home." And the tiny shifts in his voice match the expressions on his face and the way his eyes suddenly glint in a different way as the Captain. In conclusion, by God that man could act and he shouldn't have been dubbed in the first place. Maybe that's why he was always reticent to sing it in public.
I didn’t know this was a thing - where can I find this please?
Right here, buddy!
me explaining goncharov to my mother: so tumblr made up this scorsese crime film and they're arguing about its themes and-
my mother, completely deadpan: well are they reviewing the theatrical release or director's cut.
me:
my mother: what does frances ford coppola think of it
Your mother is the only one who understands me
i know they say no one is coming to save you but why the fuck not

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