semper somniare..

Actually it's pronounced jaslight. You've been saying it wrong this whole time.

pandemic or not why do y’all get so close to people in line at the store

hi so for those of you who don’t watch riverdale, archie found out that he wouldn’t be able to graduate (he missed a lot of his junior year because he was hiding in the canadian wilderness getting attacked by bears and left the sats to go try and kill his girlfriend’s dad) but they were like “yeah you can still walk with your friends across the stage. btw can you perform a song for everyone” and so archie sings good riddance (time of your life) by green day while all of his friends graduate for real. and then they give him an folder with no certificate in it and they make sure to zoom in and see that it’s empty and it’s at this moment that archie hallucinates seeing dead world war two veterans in the crowd and this prompts him to join the military. this is the best show ever made.

Part of the joke is that her character is a dragonborn. And boy, back when 4e came out and introduced the modern dragonborn, there were a lot of people arguing very heatedly about whether or not female dragonborn should or should not have breasts. :)

You can’t just slam my brain with “there’s a licensed muppet style D&D show coming out” and then “it’s an adult comedy with a giant tit fraggle” and then “she’s a dragonborn” in one post. The last four or five weeks felt like a year as it is.

sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

he-man was right. whats going on

This aged very well in just two weeks.