Trivial.

whoever invented chess wasn’t fucking around when they made knights. everything moves in straight lines different ways. simple enough. now there’s a horse that jumps over people in an L shape. thrill ride for the 16th century gamer

during finals week

Human babies are born at the last possible moment before their craniums can’t pass through the birth canal. We’re basically all born premature because of our big brains.

big brained babies too stupid to do sick flips from tree branches

March 22 2019 is gonna be CRAZY

There’s no op because this post was sent from god himself

This scene actually works better as stills

THIS IS IT. IVE FOUND THE FUNNIEST THING ON THIS PLANET.

ok do you guys remember those Capri Sun “RESPECT THE POUCH, RESPECT IT!” ads where children would deface a Capri Sun pouch in some way and then suffer some karmic punishment thematically connected to the way they disrespected pouch then there were Airheads commercials where eating an airhead would turn your head into a balloon and there were Fruit Gusher ads similar to that except your head turned into an enormous piece of fruit what happened where for this brief period of time (in america at least) it was decided the best way to get kids to buy fruit themed junk food was to imply there was some kind of chaotic evil force that would let you sip its sweet nectar and feast on its fruit, but only if you were willing to sacrifice your state of existence and obey the artificially flavored outer gods   

​theres no possible way to know where this is going

she’s the prowler

unbuttoning anything for someone is… incredibly intimate and cinematographical, oscar worthy to say the least