Wow!

Look if he's getting Wi-fi or Reception out there in the ass-end of nowhere, that's a straight-up miracle. I'm sold.

i just ate a crepe so delicious juicy and good im about to forgive french people

im sure most of you dont give a flying dick tit about godzilla shit but this model and now animation is the first thing ive made and was kinda proud of in a long time .

WAIT YOU MADE THIS?

im worried that the reason you're getting less attention than you deserve is that this looks like it was clipped out of a Movie, and not one of the lower budget ones

you! guy who likes fictional lesbians to the point of feeling a strange sense of pain! you can be a lesbian. but there are some steps you have to complete first

First, you need to gather [4 BOAR HIDES] from the Haunted Village.

my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked

one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake

i hate the stupid milk consistency shit you get here like if you give me a milkshake it better be rock fucking solid. i want that thang thick like concrete. it should piss me off trying to drink it through a straw. i should have to wait for it to thaw

Americans are so good at making Beverage. One of our Foundational Moments was actually a party involving Making Beverage. Google "Boston Tea Party" for more

Do you think someone has this and is having sex with Mario every night

not really, do you ever think about the wind coursing through the trees, making the leaves flutter in the light?

I think about someone having sex with robot Mario in the forest as the wind courses through the tree leaves

you bring some good ideas to the table, we’ll continue this meeting monday

count dracula? um, okay. 1. now what

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