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some days you feel like The Specials - Ghost Town / Why? / Friday Night Saturday Morning album art right skeleton but other days you feel like The Specials - Ghost Town / Why? / Friday Night Saturday Morning album art left skeleton

when you think about it dark souls 2 is about chess because there's like knights and shit in the castle and the queen has the most power while the king is a shriveled old man with like two attacks. and choosing to perpetuate the cycle (i.e. playing another game of chess) is the bad ending (opinion)

crazy how there's people out there convinced that we're like on the cusp of uploading all our brains to a mainframe just because they ask jeeves 20 times a day

straight up I think I could be trusted with blood magics and accursed sanguine armaments and stuff because if I saw the blood too much I'd get lightheaded and kinda queasy so I'd have to stop well before I could fall for the temptations of their baleful power

I had to change cars recently and went with a subaru and so far I have noted a nearly 100% rate of people I know talking to me about it and then subsequently mentioning lesbians, so I mean like I can only assume when the keys were given to me on a big carabiner it was a deliberate signal

loving the current ad rotation on here where if I don't have my phone muted then every five posts or so of scrolling is punctuated with the first half second of insanely loud screeching from some guy sliding down a tube in an autoplaying ad for some fuckass puzzle game

magic the gathering is crazy from an outside perspective like the base stuff going on sounds like normal solid trading card game type stuff for building a deck with but every time you hear people discussing what they're actually doing with it they're posting pictures of cards at each other and saying like Dude Yes Orzo Cycling Is Sooo Fun To Build A Deck Around and when you look at the card it's some guy called like Orzo, Augur Of Light and its only ability is Whenever You Attack You May Remove Orzo, Augur Of Light From The Game Permanently

you're telling me they're putting the undertaker in elden ring??

I think essentially my entire cohort turned 30 and just in general Stopped Doing Things at a critical period where I seem to be genuinely succumbing to cabin fever

sun tzu really didn't say anything about going into the x2 or the -20 gate when you're a small group of soldiers running up a road with an infinite wave of zombies coming from the other direction so it's really no wonder they always lose

some theologians contend that adam and eve were in fact the first "chicago dogs" to be dragged through the garden

my idea for a new card in balatro? add the bishop from chess. its power is that instead of going straight across it can go diagonal