More Espresso Less Depresso

.. <- two ants kissing

i love minecraft. you can make a really huge tree that's so detailed it looks real from afar or you can dig a chunk wide hole to bedrock and then fill it with chickens

not to sound too much like a millennial who has lived through two major economic downturns but like, i don't think banks should be able to give you 0.1% interest and call it a "high interest savings account" with a straight face. thanks for the 10¢ i guess, if i find a dime on the sidewalk i'll have doubled my free money for the month

how to combat existential loneliness without starting a nuclear family or like. joining a cult

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

a scientist will see a mouse and say put that beast in a situation

a harry potter au where everything is exactly the same except harry’s glasses have transition lenses

Would never have been allowed to happen. JKR is categorically against transition.

new favorite conspiracy theory is that the lottery only exists to capture time travelers

I also now have a new favourite conspiracy theory