“Do it for (roomba) Johnny”

I know anyone can edit IMDb as easily as editing Wikipedia or creating fake episode descriptions in Photoshop, but I still felt it was my duty to come breathlessly running to tumblr with screenshots and post these all for you to panic over anyway. (h/t @cyrushgoodman)

a sitcom about the Renaissance painters but as would live like today. and I don’t mean like crusty old men, I mean like mid-twenties art students living together just struggling to get through their classes and trying to deal with each other. Michelangelo getting caught for vandalism and being forced to do community service for a church and him angrily live tweeting the whole thing like, “ugh, my arms are killing me, but hey at least I’m high enough, no one can tell I painted all these guys with their dicks out lol” and Leonardo fighting with him because THAT’S NOT HOW MUSCLES WORK P L E A S E JUST LOOK AT MY SKETCHBOOK, I’M IN SCIENTIFIC ILLUSTRATION FOR THE LOVE OF- and Raphael producing these amazing paintings for these high class clients and hiding himself and his friends somewhere within them because that’s the kind of troll he is

Big huge plot twist? “Oh come on! I saw that coming like two episodes ago!”

Even more drama than usual sometime around the month of May? “Uh, guys? I think this is our season finale. One of us might die.”

Cryptic lines of foreshadowing? “Aw hell, what is it now?”

“Why am I in this scene? I literally serve no purpose to this storyline.”

“Dammit, I’m just a plot device in this episode.”

“Okay, there is no reason I should have to be shirtless for this scene. What’s that even about?”