babygirlifying old men since 2014

but above all, one must not concern oneself with the opinions of people who censor the word fuck

You can lie when you name things

Don't be afraid to use the same recipe to make a new cake

If this pops up while you’re scrolling, I wish you unconditional love and massive success.

(some guy on the internet voice) it's so unrealistic and forced when women win fights against men in stories. of course, when a young boy defeats a huge man I'm cheering and screaming because it is so badass, and when a frail old man defeats a cocky young warrior I feel nothing but satisfaction. I love these power fantasies about easily dispatching people who underestimate you, a thing I desire despite the fact that I will likely never have the skill to achieve it in real life, but I'm pretty sure women don't have that same desire, and even if they do, they shouldn't get to see it in media. because it's so unrealistic, you see. I mean I'm smart enough to know I can't take down a big man in a fight but the women, you know, they'll get ideas. I could probably do it if I trained hard enough, but the women??? for some reason I can't see it happening, and who can say why that is.

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

I hate this place

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

boobs is better than titties as a word because boobs is bouba while titties is kiki

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese