AstonishingMiles

i……..

had……

the slime of my life

and I’ve never felt this way before

and I swear

It’s the truth

3 years ago today this wretched post was unleashed

Oh damn this is REALLY good for gifs!!!!

We are really in the future finally

where is that renaissance painting with those two fellers and a giant fucking random skull on the floor that looks like it was accidentally stretched out in photoshop

somebody please explain

Someone once told me it’s like that because it was designed to be hung in a stairwell so the skull pops out as you walk past.

…I guess it works but you have to be at a pretty sharp angle

There was a whole trend at one point where artists would include something in their paintings (usually a skull, for whatever reason) that’s super distorted in just the right way so that it looks normal if you hold the painting up to a convex/concave mirror. I have absolutely no idea why. But I think that’s what’s going on here.

Thank you for this

thanksgiving is cancelled in 2020. instead, november will be a month of Dionysian madness, casting curses, moonlight revelry, dubious self-care methods, ritual sacrifice, and mashed potatoes. 

And we’re off to an excellent start.

Oh shit I forgot all abt the Hetalia thing for a second. So much other shit has gone on this year that I managed to forget

why do I still get activity on this post lmao

^ REBLOG THIS VERSION ACTUALLY

HOLY SHIT someone @ mentioned me in that post, i’m so glad i didn’t click on the link. DO NOT CLICK ON THAT LINK. even if doesn’t get into your account just by you clicking on it, please be safe!

Wait wait so I figured this was ya know, important virus avoiding stuff, but what actually is the post??

Thanks a ton!

HOLY SHIT

reblogging this one because it actually shows the post to adoid

Oh shit I got @ in this twice by someone but then it vanished, I had no idea! Please be careful people!!!!

I’ve been @ seven times and the fact that it can’t spell ‘only’ right pisses me off just as much as the post

I have been tagged about 6 times every day. If I post this, my account was hacked. Do not click on the link please

Bruh I haven’t seen this until today and I just clicked on it today, I have tumblr on my phone and I don’t know how it will effect me I hope I can still use this account stay safe everyone!

They tagged me a few hours ago, IM SO GLAD I didn’t click it

people: filled with sin dirt: filled with worms (a good and righteous thing)

#this post seems like catholic peasant shitposting from the year 1100  (via shellbeaste)

follow for more soft twelfth century catholicism

this passes the bechdel test

i was gonna say “but they don’t have names!” but they do. the blonde’s name is dumb thotticus and the brunette’s name is m-seq

certified iconic post

What a year this week has been.

It’s Monday.

It sure as hell is.

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

Reblog for positivity in your ask box