What a shame she’s fucked in the head

I don't observe the passage of time in general but happy arbitrary clock day to you all.

just fyi my mom is now 62 and they finished watching “the naruto”

I was just thinking earlier how awesome it would be if drinks were all sold in multi-colored glass bottles do you know how neat and shiny that would be

I’ve got news for you about sixty years ago

I don't LIVE sixty years ago I'm NOW

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

actually YOU are dust and to dust you shall return. not me though im different

im non biodegradable nonedible glitter and im wreaking havoc on the environment

Hot people on tumblr are even scarier than normal people because you know something has to be wrong with them

do you think in the 80s y/n was getting sold to duran duran

your past is a lesson, not a life sentence. don’t be so hard on yourself. you are allowed to leave it behind and grow

don't fuck with me boy. i know of mushrooms that could fix your marriage, and i also know mushrooms that could destroy it in seconds.