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thank you yes, I did need this today

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Wiggle

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it did not work, but i can help

big wiggle

bonersniper

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tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

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imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

translatingpostsinfrench

i feel like tumblr would enjoy this (subs by me)

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cheese24k

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

leradny

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

quasarkisses

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

emilyelizabethfowl

i love it so much every time i see it

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“ugh stupid gravity”

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IM FUXKING CSHAKING

perfectlyhopeless

I haven’t seen this post on my dash in *years* bless this

flootzavut

Bless, this is absolutely amazing

mxbuster

I love this. It’s so gestural and he’s so exasperated about gravity.

spacepsychologist

The perfect comedic timing of the NASA logo.

letslipthehounds

I will always reblog this if I see it again after a while.

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kitty car 🐱

ruffboi-mags

soundonsoundonsoundon!!!!!!!

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Woke mob tries to silence another patriot

were--ralph

imagine if werewolf knots were square

were--ralph

Blocked. Have a rancid day.

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There's so much more.

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dozydawn

nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.

ch40s0w1

context explaining why the announcer is screaming, this is supposed to take a high level competitive agility dog 40 seconds

sandersstudies

This video makes me cry every time it’s on my dash and I can’t even iterate why.

Like the dog doesn’t even know it’s a competition and she’s made history. She(?) just is happy and knows she made her owner happy too.

solely-ashes

The face of a being with only a wind storm between their ears, moments before unleashing it unto the world

catsoverloaded

Poor girl broke her favorite sitting basket.

kitten-cab00dle

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT

skeletonislandtheme

hobbies include: close reading the Redwall series to answer my most burning questions. such as:

- can I replicate any of these delicious-sounding foodstuffs and would they in fact be delicious if I was able to

- corollary to the above: are we just supposed to read “oat cream” and “nut cheese” every time we see the words “cream” and “cheese”? I think so. bc if not, what tha hell are their livestock animals

- what is Society like? I don’t think we ever see a Mouse City or even Mouse Town though we do see castles and obviously an abbey. are we supposed to believe that most creatures are either in wandering bands or these societies based around a single structure (castle/abbey?)

- they appear to have an idea of what currency is (the bad guys always want treasure — maybe just to have, not to sell? but less ambiguous is some dialogue I just read, “acorn for your thoughts?” “you can have them for free”) but again, we never see anyone using money or making goods for the market. is this after the fall of Mouse Capitalism? are the bad guys (the idea of rat pirates gives me a headache, vis a vis the political/economic systems needed to power piracy) raiding preindustrial mouse societies for treasure/meat?

- corollary to the above: the abbey creatures have oats and wheat but we don’t see anybody farming or trading for farm goods on a large enough scale. is the abbey “orchard” really a like an indigenous forest farm of mixed foodstuffs? is that possible if you live in the same place the whole year or only if you travel each season? I have to do some googling

- both the lack of mixed-species families and the idea of mixed-species families give me a headache. has a squirrel never fallen for a handsome otter? what is the culture shock like if you marry into a subterranean mole family?

- this is the least “important” question but this read through I’ve been desperately trying to figure out What Size Everything Else Is. i’ve come to the conclusion that everything other than animals are at mouse scale, given that they can make seaworthy vessels their own size (a mouse sized vessel with real-world-sized waves seems impossible) and pick and eat apples and plums. but so far it seems like they’ve avoided mentioning how tall trees are — like a person compared to a tree or a mouse compared to a tree?

skeletonislandtheme

[standing outside of brian jacques’ grave with a megaphone] most societies that have had large scale ships and shipping have needed to develop a concept of insurance. is there Mouse Insurance

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facklewackle

they sure do

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Minyoung Kim (Korean, born 1989) Sudden Salami, 2023

Acylic on canvas 39 2/5 x 39 2/5 in (100 x 100 cm)

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been getting really into walrus videos and i had to clip this one

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