もう気にしません

Renee Davis, pregnant mother on Muckleshoot tribal land, was fatally shot by police

But you know what I want?

I want a spinoff of the Beauty and the Beast about the one who cursed Adam (the beast,) the Enchantress.

Because this bitch

This fucking bitch, is possibly as evil, maybe even more evil and sadistic than Maleficent.

The Enchantress cursed the prince because he failed a test, he was unkind to her because she presented herself as an ugly old hag. She turned him into a werewolf minotaur hybrid (fucking cool I’ll give her that,) because he was rude to her and didn’t want her rose.

So she cursed him, along with every single one of his servants. What did his servants have to do with any of this? Why are they being punished?

Not only that, but this stood out to me when I watched the movie again. When the spell is broken, all of the monstrous statues and art pieces transform into graceful, beautiful ones, I’m assuming that’s what they looked like before.

So this enchantress not only cursed him and his servants (oh and his fucking DOG DID I MENTION THAT) she took away every beautiful thing he had, replacing them with things like goblins, dragons, ghouls and other monsters, just to remind him what he was and what she had done to him, and he would have to look at them every single day.

I’m going to rightfully assume she provided the magic mirror as well, all of the magic in the movie stems from her, the mirror most likely came from her. His only window to the outside world is a handheld mirror, so he can fucking look at himself.

But you know what the kicker is?

If we take these two lines into consideration

“The rose, which was truly an enchanted rose, which would bloom until his 21st year” ~Narrator

“Ten years we’ve been rusting…” ~ Lumiere

We can reasonably deduce that the Enchantress cursed the prince when he was eleven years old.

Who is she!!!! I don’t know her!!!! What if she tried to kill me or stole everything!!

Hugs

This is an issue that we hear rather often from our friends in the southern hemisphere. A lot of pagan literature and website info on the Wheel of the Year focuses on things up north, but there are ways of finagling things for the way the weather runs where you live.

From what I’ve heard, there are two ways of doing the thing. You can either follow the dates (with the holidays falling on the same dates they do up north), or you can follow the seasons (reversing the dates to match the way the weather rolls).

If you choose to follow the dates, simply follow the calendar as you’ve seen it:

Samhain - Oct. 31

Yule - Dec. 20-21

Imbolc - Feb. 2

Ostara - Mar. 20-21

Beltane - May 1

Midsummer / Litha - June 20-21

Lammas / Lughnasadh - Aug. 1

Mabon - Sept. 20-21

(Dates for solstice holidays are approximate.)

If you choose to follow the seasons, here is the Wheel as it runs for the southern hemisphere: