Golden

not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

this getting 20 notes in under a minute... we need to start killing the government

seeing people whine and complain and freak out like “oh they’re going to do a MASK MANDATE AGAIN!!!! not in MY AMERICA!!! you won’t catch me DEAD in one of those things!” you are so stupid. you are all so fucking stupid.

the fact that asking someone to wear some fabric over their face is enough to make people turn into wild animals and lose their minds.. genuinely so fucking embarrassing !

Hozier speaking Irish on the same album where he unabashedly sings abt the preservation of native tongues in the face of colonization/imperialism….. this album may kill me dead, i fear.

it’s just me and hozier‘s entire discography against the world

babygirl i will invent stages of grief you have never seen before

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”

She entered the Home of Phobia and wasn’t even scared

want a shirt that says YOU SHOULD FEEL VISCERALLY VIOLATED BY THE UNSTOPPABLE CORPORATE ENCROACHMENTS ON YOUR ATTENTION SPAN, BY THE FACT THAT YOU STARTLE LIKE A TRAINED ANIMAL AT EVERY NOTIFICATION, BOTH OVERSTIMULATED AND BORED, LETHARGIC AND JUMPY, WAITING FOR THE NEXT BIT OF VALIDATION WITH THE SAME SICKLY EXCITEMENT AND FEAR AS A GAMBLER AT THE TABLE

May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.

can’t pass up this kinda karma