was 69winedad

the worst thing ive probably ever done to a group of other human beings was getting the aux for the big speaker at a party while on ecstasy and putting on an audiobook of dune from where i'd last left off

this gets funnier with each passing year

Y’all drink water? Ain’t that the same stuff in my toilet? LMAOOOOOO

no i am going to do coke

A normal D&D session, but you can't use...

Dice

prove to me that you can make this acrobatics check by successfully performing a triple backflip off the kitchen counter in real life

“Can I seduce the goblin?” “I don’t know, can you seduce me?”

also like I love how avengers infinity war was about having AS MANY CHARACTERS AS POSSIBLE and avengers: endgame is just like here’s eight white people

thanos’ snap was as random as an airport’s random security check