the only valid corporate twitter account is merriam-webster

And sparknotes. Don’t forget sparknotes.

give us some sparknotes screenshots then

in my defense i cant look at a pic of tom hardy without remembering his myspace selfie where hes shirtless and with his hands down his jeans and it makes me feel intimidated by his raw big dick energy 

These are NOT pictures posted by a top. 

Why did they insert left with photoshop it literally says that in the lyrics

SBE - stupid bitch energy

FINALLY some representativity

representativity

[ID: a tweet by @mxdecolonialist which says "It would be a shame if this list of ICE agents spread around and they were all confronted and humiliated into resigning" with the above link attached.]

dude kevin the sea cucumbers “hat” was actually his nuts and his goons fucking ripped it off

#stephen hillenburg was a marine biologist #he damn well knew this

remember when you were a child and you thought the moon was following you in the car…gud times

i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft

rule of thumb to future college students: don’t feel bad about being weird because someone is always weirder. i felt awkward because i was walking around the dorm in just socks but then a guy got on the elevator with me and as he walked out i realized he was barefoot. this is not the first time that happened. i thought it was a bit strange to watch anime with some friends in a common room at odd hours but there’s a person at my dorm with a taako poster on their door for all to see. people have whiteboards on their door exclusively to draw memes on. everything is just whatever

There’s a dude on my campus that brings a loaf of bread with him into the shower and eats it there, “for efficiency”