mème brûlée

This may or may not have an effect

my pussy ferocious theykeep it at the zoo

my pussy atrocious it sounds like kazoo

you know how sometimes you go through the roughest moment in your whole entire life and then you look up and it's like. oh. the moon is still there

biggest mindfuck is the fact that it can be so so difficult to tell the difference between when it's time for "do it bored/scared/stupid but by jove just do it" and when it's time for "if it sucks hit the bricks"

Call me impact font the way I make that Bottom Text

wheres the gif of the guy on fire but then he eats a watermelon and hes fine

this is what summertime is like

wish theyd let you take a silly one during x rays

stuck my toungue out to by silly but the fucking x ray didnt show that so it looks like i just opened my mouth a little bit this is why the medical industry is in shambles

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

That last panel looks so peaceful. Sure they’re tired, but they’re genuinely enjoying themselves. Props to the artist for being able to convey such an interesting expression.

I feel like Africa is playing in his head

Decadence

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

FETISH?????????

god i wish i were you

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD

world heritage post

Information Wall (with Hat)

a wasp made this post

#that giraffe is being so cute and curious and gentle#and that is running full speed because this is the worst fucking day if his LIFE#like IMAGINE having your butt gently scooted by the snoot of a pressence so massive#your body is not designed to even see high enough to see the top of#abd hes just gently nudging you along as you run for your life as fast as your legs can carry you#giraffe is playing humans are enjoying turtle is living out a cosmic horror story

i need to stand ankle deep in a creek about this