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5. mac. absolutely terrible. he’s going to be talking about jesus and bodybuilders the Entire Time. say goodbye to a relaxing easy high cause he will be Stressing Me Out. only movie he will watch with me is predator. nightmare blunt rotation hall of fame.

4. dee. tbh i don’t think she’d be that bad, but she’d probably just talk on and on about her acting ‘career’. she wouldn’t be a bad smoking buddy but i doubt relaxing properly will be an option with how chaotic she is. i would like to make out with her and feed her snacks though.

3. dennis. have you seen how giggly and soft he gets when high? this is his nicest form by Far. probably just gonna be an evening of munchies and stoned movie commentary but that’s not a bad time to me at all.

2. frank. i don’t even care that he would bring a gun to my house. i am going to hear the best stoned thoughts of my entire life. this man’s life story was designed for the sole purpose of being listened to by a dangerously stoned teenager. he is shakespeare and i am a lowly groundling, along for the ride. god help me. this is all i want in life.

i actually agree with something glenn said for once. link to what he’s talking about here: