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So what if grisha used to tell amon and adam pre epoch stories when they were children. It was a good way to maintain his humanity and also kept amon occupied and not terrorizing everyone in his devine kingdom for some period of time

So flash forward to fifth epoch and little backlund amon is just roaming around with his cycle when he hears of this guys named... Sherlock Moriarty?

What? Like the detective and criminal from dad's stories?

So obviously he should go check out that person right? And what he finds is an absolutely Delightful!

The guy has the safirah castle!!! And also he seems like such a fun dude, with his lovely internal monologues and just absolutely down to murdering ppl

So anyway this is the story of how sherlock opens his door one day and is met by a perfectly normal guy names Sabastian Watson who's asking him if he needs an assistant 😇

More random points in this au

It is imperative that no one can recognise amon without his monocle, kinda like a perry the platypus situation. Threesome spirit Sauron Einhorn Medici spends a lot of time wondering why that weird browdforeheaded curly haired dude with the seer and the ghost lady looks so familiar and why he keeps looking so amused. Even when 'sabastian' takes out a monocle from his pocket and starts spinning it around his finger (ok look fidgit monocles are a totally normal thing to have. I'm sure we all keep monocles with us even if we don't use them) and smirks he still doesn't recognise him

The only one who recognises amon without his monocle is pallez and, due to the fact that leonard seems to have developed the habit of roaming around backland muttering Klein to himself, seems to run into sherlock and watson way more than necessary. Sherlock always manges to find the most rediculous places to hide when his dear poet walks past them while sabastian just stares at him smiling

Klein is of course delighted to find a suspected transmigrator (he's still unsure about is cause the guy doesn't seem to get most references and hints he's making but also says random modern stuff so who knows, maybe he transmigrated when he was a child) and is much less lonely cause he has a friend :)) (at what cost)

Amon uses random english and russian words he's overheard from sasrir and grisha's conversation but he doesn't know when to use them so we get random lines like

Amon: good day my dear motherfucking sons of bitches (<- sasrir screaming at grisha over excessive paperwork)

Klein: what the fuck

Amon: ah my parents used to greet each other like this :)))) I have no idea what it means though :)))))

The Fool, currently a KoA: What do you mean there are two others?

Evernight: Lilith, the Sanguine ancestor is like Grisha. Miraculous, questionable survival. She's busy though. Identity theft and all

ASG: And Farbauti is hiding in hell.

The Fool: ??? Is that like a metaphor?? Cause you're pretending to be like... Biblical capital g God and all??

Evernight: No Uh. That's literally. The abyss. Apparently the entrance is in what used to be Australia

Amanises who was an angel of a pathway with a mad god on top

Amanises who clung to her humanity to her personality to her sanity to everything that made her her and not the goddess of misfortune

Amanises who saw this thing demand destruction and annihilation and she had no choice but to obey

Amanises who found other not quite like her but enough to ease the loneliness in her heart

Amanises who constantly had to deal with Flegrea's spawns trying to usurp her

Amanises who finally gets to kill that beast. Amanises who no longer has to suffer the mad ravings of that dog. Amanises who finally has a moment of respite. Amanises who stands on top of the cold dead body of that thing, that dog, that beast that did nothing but cause her misery.

Amanises who fashions herself a goddess of tranquility and peace and slumber. Amanises who is ultimately still the Goddess of Misfortune. Because you don't come out of something like what she experienced with your sanity and morals fully in tact.

take a guess as to what happens to this lovely 4 story school building built from this charity that teaches mixed blooded children without any discrimination during the world war

take a guess as to what happens to this lovely 4 story school building built from this charity that teaches mixed blooded children without any discrimination during the world war

Hi I hope you don't mind me cherrypicking just the first hand but fuck that makes a lot of sense. Like even if the Extinction wasn't fully emerged, it clearly existed to a certain extent, and Jonah's ritual was based on the idea that the Fears were all ultimately one Entitity, which means a (small) part of that Entity was the Extinction. And given that the Web guided Jon into being the Archive / the one to end the world,,,

Anyways I've been going insane over everyone's notes on this post and i've collected some of my favorites

@staringat-strangers work on your fic! and also maybe drink water

TMA (The Magnus Archives) is such a based podcast. Would totally recommend it, if you like cosmic horror type things. It was also my hyperfixation for like 3 months. Haven’t left me.

The MC, Jon is also amazing Ace Rep. And the beauty of this podcast is that romance doesn’t play a key role in the story, well Jon does get together with Martin by the end of S5, but like the romance kinda doesn’t detract from the plot and you can really see how each character’s background and childhood ultimately plays a role in their relationship.

Also Jon is such a wet cat, I love him so much. He’s just the type of MC you want to hold lovingly. Love this dirty rat man. Jon also’s very neurodivergent coded by the fandom.

Like I said this was my hyperfixation for me for 3 months. This makes me happy like PHM makes you happy.

The fandom is also very active on Tumblr because everyone there is either queer or neurodivergent or both.