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honeytuesday

my blog is just one long love letter to myself and all the people i used to be

honeytuesday

#tumblr (hellsite (affectionate))

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raych-ao3

Twenty one pilots' Drag Path as grishaklein song, maybe even for your soulmate au specifically?

A drag path and it's grishaklein my beloved 💔

Ugh now I can't stop thinking about it...

A drag path but neither of them live during the same time, and there are thousands of years between them, and the world needs saving and even when they meet would they truly still be who they are or a ghost of their once human selves?

I feel whenever I think of grishaklein concept as a couple, it's always something about 'time'

A drag path, but it's the right person in the wrong time, maybe never meant to be?

#Your soulmate au makes me go so feral istf #If you hits to kudos ratio is fucked it's cause I read it everyday /hj #Lotm

dullhiraeth

raych-ao3

This is the level of comedy I aspire to write in my grishaklein fic, Maladaptive Daydreaming

Grisha: it's either me or your bum ass tarot club do I look like I'm joking?

Klein: you look like my future husband

Klein is blind to the beast he's dating but his friends see it all too clearly

Tarot Club: there are so many red flag how can you not see it

Klein: oh really? Name one

Also Klein: I like being Grisha’s Fiancé

Leonard: you're not his fiancé you're his hostage!

#I mean hes obviously where he wants to be #Ahh I love your grisha so so so much #lotm

blazingworld-week

Hi everyone!

This is an interest check for having a week dedicated to creating fanworks (both art and fic!) for BlazingWorld - the ship for Klein (or Gehrman, take your pick) and Danitz.

The first thing would be to decide on a prospective time to have the event week.

What month would be preferable to you for the event?

late September

October

November

January (when Gehrman met Danitz!)

Remaining time: 6 days 10 hours

Hope we can get this ship sailing!

#Lotm

sicklyworm

No one knows about the tiny stuffed goose that I love. He has no name. I would die for him.

advena-perditus

Can I suggest steve? For completely innocent reasons of course 🧐

diathael

You are right Advena, Steve is the perfect name for a little goose!

sicklyworm

Under popular demand the democratically named Steve shall be shown

Him in the glory of the sun because he is perfect.

thesummerrtriangle

STEVE ‼️‼️‼️

advena-perditus

STEEEEVVEEEEEE!!!!!!

#I'm gonna start making a monocle for your Steve worm #He's so beautiful #YES HE IS PERFECT AND AMAZING #AND VERY CUTE #<- absolutely #The cutest #Lotm

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erasterios

FoolWorld sketch I did awhile ago!

#lotm

hugsohugs

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

#planning an amon and klein going to the supermarket fic and its become serious smh #as in its also now an orv crossover somehow #<- lyrazun I desperately need you to elaborate please

sicklyworm

No one knows about the tiny stuffed goose that I love. He has no name. I would die for him.

advena-perditus

Can I suggest steve? For completely innocent reasons of course 🧐

#steve my beloved #also also #show us the goose worm!!!!

sicklyworm

Tumblr should give you the ability to rank your mutuals in order of least to most ominous and distressing. All of my lotm moots would take the top 10 for sure.

tootiredtocares-blog

Man I wonder who's that for and wdym I keep saying klein will get to take a nice nap and have sweet dreams of the friends he's met along the way nothing ominous about that

sicklyworm

Oh look uncontested first place champion has come to flex their mastery of scaring the shit out of me ^▽^;

edanthetraveler

If they are first, where do I fall?

sicklyworm

Somewhere blow Too-Tired-To-Care, Aevis and Advena.

But definitely above Summerthetriangle and Mr. Crescent.

So like a comfortable 4th place.

iccera

by chance is aevis 1st. I feel like it’s first.

sicklyworm

Moots in most to least ominous

To-tierd-to-care is like a prophet who is trying to not scare you with news of the apocalypse but is failing horribly.

Aevis is just your local zealot cult leader who bangs on your window as you drive past.

Advena is an Amon who is after me. The only reason they are so low is because it's been a second since my last Amon infestation.

Edan hasn't said much that has scared me but because they are so active they have spooked me at least once.

TheSummerTriangle has a smiling Kim Dokja pfp all past Amon actions are forgiven.

Mr. Cresent has yet to spook me but I'm sure it will happen eventually.

h0rset0rnad0

damn I'm not ominous enough. Gotta lock in

sicklyworm

When you read lotm you will be able to become a lotm moot just except bring my normal plain best friend until then.

#you rank that ugly squid above amon!?!#tch tch #lotm #friends say stuff

sicklyworm

Tumblr should give you the ability to rank your mutuals in order of least to most ominous and distressing. All of my lotm moots would take the top 10 for sure.

tootiredtocares-blog

Man I wonder who's that for and wdym I keep saying klein will get to take a nice nap and have sweet dreams of the friends he's met along the way nothing ominous about that

advena-perditus

absolutely!!!! He finally gets to have a nice long awaited rest

:)))

#you should listen to praise the fool when you finish lotm for reasons #<- you should #Lotm

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sicklyworm

Tumblr should give you the ability to rank your mutuals in order of least to most ominous and distressing. All of my lotm moots would take the top 10 for sure.

tootiredtocares-blog

Man I wonder who's that for and wdym I keep saying klein will get to take a nice nap and have sweet dreams of the friends he's met along the way nothing ominous about that

sicklyworm

Oh look uncontested first place champion has come to flex their mastery of scaring the shit out of me ^▽^;

edanthetraveler

If they are first, where do I fall?

sicklyworm

Somewhere blow Too-Tired-To-Care, Aevis and Advena.

But definitely above Summerthetriangle and Mr. Crescent.

So like a comfortable 4th place.

advena-perditus

I'm not even that ominous, all I did was offer you monocles (and your family too) and preach about our lord. I'm like super duper friendly and just your lovable next door friend 😁

:adjusts monocle inconceivably: 🪭

#drop the ranking now #<- agreed!!!#You're alrdy worm so asking for you to get a monocle was just a reasonable development #Hehehe #Friends say stuff

oyuyuka04

Hehhehe done

#lotm

jeremyjohnirons

tangled gave us so much, but mostly it gave us the beautiful and intense love of a horse and the man he is chasing in order to imprison

roach-works

i personally believe that maximus was the former captain of the guard who was cursed into horse form pretty recently, and everyone’s having trouble adjusting to it.

like, he’s entitled to sick leave, he really ought to take a couple months to break the curse and come to terms with whatever the fuck just happened to him, but instead of embarking on a journey of self-discovery and healing he just keeps showing up to work. no one can get captain maximus to go on his fucking voyage of self actualization and fix the curse because he’s obsessed with catching flinn ryder. everyone really fucking hopes that when he finally catches this guy the curse might be broken anyway, but it isn’t.

he just keeps showing up to work. he glares at the stablehands until they saddle him up. everyone’s gone over the regulations a dozen times but there’s nothing there saying you’re not allowed to saddle and ride the captain of the guard if he makes you do it. his former second in command rides him around like ‘sir i really don’t know about this’ and he’s just like ‘are we going to catch some criminals or what.’

you can see in the movie that everyone in the royal guard defers to this horse. it’s absolutely because that’s their boss. and secondarily because now he’s two thousand pounds of percheron.

there is no evidence against this theory and you cannot prove me wrong.

ekjohnston

This is pretty much the only fanon idea I have ever decided to hold personally true. I love it. It is the best.

#Tangled

furekami

i can't believe it not only they both have brother complex but they are also both extremely stupid

#I see nothing wrong with this #Sctir

badalloc

Which ao3 tag are you?

Saw this, looks fun!

Link to the quiz is here

… yeah, that tracks.

Soft tagging @blockcat-safari, @jackdraw-spwrite, @cityofangeisislying, @audioeidolon, @venusplantt, @bardicc-inspo and @voidindite in case they would like to play along :)

(Feel free to jump in if this looks fun and I forgot to tag you!)

sleepyykal

yeowch...I do want a hug im ngl

participate if u want lolz @idontgottatellyoucrap @5000voltsthroughme @thatonebisexualgunner + open tagz

thatonebisexualgunner

Awww

@axlthetwink87 @glitterystrawberrypeace @j3nny21xcx +anyone else

j3nny21xcx

Tyy!

YES MY FAVOURITE

@aleks-is-dead @irlorangecat +open tags

irlorangecat

My third dead dove (I get dead dove every time)

@norzyczki @theinterpretingbookworm +open tags

luzzxsgabi

Not tagged by anyone just wanna join :p

Kinda fitting, but i prefer when this is followed by a "[character] gets a hug" so that i can sleep in peace and joy🙂‍↕️

@coffee--spill @scammysmileroksuu @complexityissimple @wallie28 sup gang hope yall haven't forgotten me just yet✌️ + open tags

complexityissimple

Dw twin you were remembered!!

Love this cuz im swearing at my screen + wishing them utter joy

Tags!!: @human-name-right-here @sylveaugust @cyubiedoo @xyzchocolate @carpediemisnicebuticannot @lilithhenituse + anyone else!!

human-name-right-here

Ty for tagging me!

Funnily enough I dont read a lot of dead dove

@swagbananacloud @q6meow @returntoweebshit @rabbitindisguise @emm-of-many-thoughts @torchstelechos @carpediemisnicebuticannot @reveriespeaks @caffe-mocha (no pressure ofc!)

emm-of-many-thoughts

Thanks for tagging me :D

As both a person and a writer... that tracks

@advena-perditus @missb0at @way-down-aevistown @diathael @hospisun @thesummerrtriangle

advena-perditus

Rude??? Everything I wrote is absolutely hilarious

@evilrainbow3 @iccera-lotm @sinvulkt @harvey795

#tag game

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Free Online Language Courses

Here is a masterpost of MOOCs (massive open online courses) that are available, archived, or starting soon. I think they will help those that like to learn with a teacher or with videos. You can always check the audit course or no certificate option so that you can learn for free.

American Sign Language

ASL University

Sign Language Structure, Learning, and Change

Arabic

Arabic Without Walls

Madinah Arabic

Moroccan Arabic

Armenian

Depi Hayk

Bengali

Learn Bangla (Register to see course)

Catalan

Parla.Cat

Speak Cat

Chinese (Mandarin)

Beginner

Chinese for Beginners

Chinese Characters for Beginners

Chinese for HSK 1

Chinese for HSK 2

Chinese for HSK 3 I & II

Chinese for HSK 4

Chinese for HSK 5

Mandarin Chinese Level I

Mandarin Chinese Essentials

Mandarin Chinese for Business

More Chinese for Beginners

Start Talking Mandarin Chinese

UT Gateway to Chinese

Intermediate

Intermediate Business Chinese

Intermediate Chinese Grammar

Mandarin for Intermediate Learners I

Dutch

Introduction to Dutch

English

Online Courses here

Resources Here

Faroese

Faroese Course

Finnish

A Taste of Finnish

French

Beginner

AP French Language and Culture

Elementary French I & II

Français Interactif

Vivre en France - A1

Vivre en France- A2

Intermediate & Advanced

French Intermediate course B1-B2

Passe-Partout

Travailler en France A2-B1

Vivre en France - B1

German

Beginner

Deutsch im Blick

German Project

German at Work

Goethe Institute

Gwich’in

Introduction to Gwich’in Language

Hebrew

Biblical Hebrew

UT Austin

Hindi

A Door into Hindi

Virtual Hindi

Icelandic

Icelandic 1-5

Indonesian

Learn Indonesian

Irish

Irish 101, 102, 103, 104, 105, 106, 107

Italian

Beginner

Beginner’s Italian I

Introduction to Italian

Intermediate & Advanced

AP Italian Language and Culture

Intermediate Italian I

Advanced Italian I

Japanese

Genki

Japanese JOSHU

Japanese Pronunciation

Marugoto Courses

Tufs JpLang

Korean

Beginner

First Step Korean

How to Study Korean

Introduction to Korean

Learn to Speak Korean

Pathway to Spoken Korean

Intermediate

Intermediate Korean

Norwegian

Introduction to Norwegian I, Norwegian II

Norwegian on the Web

Persian

Easy Persian

PersianDee

Polish

Online Course

Portuguese

Pluralidades em Português Brasileiro

Russian

Beginner

A1 Course

I speak Russian

Intermediate

B1 Course

B1+ Course

B2.1 Course

B2.2 Course

Spanish

Beginner

AP Spanish Language & Culture

Basic Spanish I, Spanish II

Spanish for beginners

Spanish for Beginners 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Spanish Vocabulary

Advanced

Corrección, Estilo y Variaciones

Leer a Macondo

Swahili

Online Course

Turkish

Online Course

Ukrainian

Read Ukrainian

Speak Ukrainian

Welsh

Beginner’s Welsh

Discovering Wales

Yoruba

Yorùbá Yé Mi

Multiple Languages

Ancient Languages

More Language Learning Resources & Websites!

Last updated: May 2019

tngbabe

I keep meaning to check the ancient languages bc I loved them in school!

blackracheldare-deactivated2020

I was DELIGHTFULLY surprised when I saw Yoruba on this list…my parents refuse to cooperate so I will have to learn the mother tongue all by myself

#reblog

atomikats

my personal take on the matter

genderfluid-druid

[ID: A comic of Grace at a table with the Hail Mary astronauts. Shapiro, with her arm around Dubois, asks, "You're sure you and Stratt aren't a thing."

"Absolutely positive," says Grace.

"You've never even kissed?"

"Nuh uh. Nope."

Dubois joins in, saying, "But if she asked you to... say... get your arm surgically attached to hers. Would you?"

"...huh???" says Grace, raising an eyebrow.

"Well, would you?" asks Yao.

Grace looks thoughtful. "Like. I mean. If it was pertinent to the mission, then..."

"Never mind," says Ilyukhina. "Something much more concerning than sex is going on here." End ID]

#It's the normal aroace experience #Don't question it #Phm #project hail mary

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