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I love daydreaming about my future wedding and looking at wedding inspo. I stumbled across a video of a guest attending their extremely rich Asian friend’s wedding and it made me think about how your wedding with Ningguang would be similar to that.

You and Ningguang would have your wedding at a five star hotel venue, buying all your guests their travel tickets (to and from) if they live outside of Liyue so they don’t have to worry about the cost. Ningguang also hires personal chauffeurs to take your guests around Liyue if they want to explore the city. You and Ningguang also refuse gifts and money from the guests, since you guys have plenty already. Instead, Ningguang gets each guest a complimentary gift basket, as well as red envelopes filled with Mora to thank them for coming to your wedding.

Ningguang doesn’t want to take, she wants to give since you two are wealthy enough already. It definitely shows in the wedding itself, as the venue is massive and elaborate, with you and Ningguang dressed to the nines while mazes of buffet tables line the walls. The whole thing screams that wedding scene from Crazy Rich Asians, but what do you expect when you marry a crazy rich Liyuen?

CW: Talk of Sandrone’s modified mechanical dick

I wonder how Sandrone even managed to see Lauma or Nicole naked, to be able to see what they were packing.

Fun fact actually! When I was answering that Sandrone post about her giving herself a tiny dick, I thought it’d be funny if she modeled her cock after Columbina’s size. Her and Columbina are quite close, I wouldn’t be surprised if they changed in front of each other so Sandrone got to see Columbina’s packer. However, I imagine that Columbina’s is quite small compared to the average human’s, but since Columbina was the only person Sandrone has seen naked, she automatically assumes that Columbina’s size is the default size for humans. Even though it’s tiny as hell 😭

CW: Going swimming at night, joke bikinis, skinny dipping, Pervert! Hu Tao, groping

HU TAO LOVERS YOU ARE NOW UNSAFE FOR THE SUMMER. Do not trust your girlfriend when she says she bought you a new swimsuit. Chances are that she bought you a joke bikini for the sole purpose of seeing you naked in the water.

On the bright side, Hu Tao isn’t too mean. She’ll get you the joke bikini when you go swimming alone late at night, so no one else would be around to see your swimsuit fall off. On the not so bright side, Hu Tao would start giggling hysterically once she sees your skimpy swimsuit begin to dissolve, revealing all those gorgeous assets she loves so much.

“Hu Tao!” You shriek.

“Hehehe…I spy with my little eye…another full moon just below the water.”

Before you could swipe at her for her little stunt, Hu Tao swims up like a shark to seize her prey. Her hands immediately fly over to your ass to cup it, giving it a good squeeze since she just could not resist.

“Mm…mhmhmhm, so soft and squishy!”

We love our petite puppet! Even with the upgrade, Sandrone is still a short queen who bagged a tall baddie for a wife. I don’t think Sandrone cares though, she loves her taller wife very much. Anyone who dares pick on her for it will be getting pummeled like she did with Dottore.

Honestly, since Sandrone is a puppet and also a claymore user, she’d lowkey be strong enough to carry her much taller wife without issue. She can balance you on her arm, bridal carry you (just don’t mind your legs dangling), and it makes up for the height difference. I do like treating Sandrone like the lady she is, but Sandrone can do just the same to you with how strong she is.

CW: Mechanical cock attachment for Sandrone, small size for Sandrone

I’d argue that Sandrone’s cock doesn’t even reach average. It’s tiny. But even if it’s like a tiny little key, Sandrone looks so proud to show it off to you because it’s the first time she’s modified herself for pleasure. She doesn’t think twice about bragging how “well endowed” she is, lifting up her dress with sheer pride and expecting you to fawn.

“Don’t get too intimidated now, my love! I could’ve made myself way bigger, but decided to hold back in case you couldn’t handle it.”

And the cock she attached to herself is barely the size of your finger in terms of length. The girth isn’t that impressive either, yet Sandrone looks so proud of herself.

“Wow, Sandrone…it’s so cute.”

“…Cute?!”

She expected sexy, hot, or even just pure stunned silence because she envisioned you drooling over it like she was packing. But then you shattered her vision when you give her a loving smile and tap the cute little tip with your finger.

“It’s bite sized!”

“C-Come on now, my darling! You can’t be serious. This is peak physical form!”

Sandrone is our little lady <3

Imagine Reader just grasping her tiny hands in hers and kissing them like a gentlewoman. The little key on her back would start spinning rapidly because something about you treating her like this just makes the Marionette so flustered.

“Stand up,” she scoffs, turning away from the sight of you kneeling before her.

“As you say, Lady Sandrone.”

“Ggh.”

CW: Groping in the changing rooms, Pervert! Hu Tao, Reader is trying on swimsuits

When you go into the changing rooms to try them on, Hu Tao would very sneakily walk close to you from behind so she can slip by the store clerk. She has this mischievous, almost perverse grin in her eyes as she enters the changing room with you, locking the door shut before rubbing her hands together like an evil fly.

She’ll have you try one pieces, two pieces, bikinis. She wants to see you in them all. Her personal favorite are the bikinis for obvious reasons, and once you put them on she’ll slip her hands under your armpits to give your chest a good squeeze.

“Hu Tao…!”

“I’m just checking for firmness,” she giggles, squeezing them once more. “Hmm, could opt for something thinner.”

Letting your girlfriend tag along was a mistake lmao. You’ll try on different swimsuits and ask what Hu Tao’s opinion is on them, to which the Funereal Director just goes “You look sexy in all of them, babe!” It really isn’t helping, she just drools over every single one of them and makes grasping motions with her hands so she can cop a feel.

It’ll happen, trust. For now, she’s going to be thinking about whether or not she should end things with Clorinde, because it just isn’t fair to Clorinde for Navia to be thinking of other women while still dating her. Clorinde deserves better, so Navia will end things for her sake.

Did you know that Angey was the first to confess her feelings to Navia, but the thing is she did it while she was drunk? A few weeks after Navia got back with Clorinde, it is at this point that she is extremely conflicted about her feelings between Clorinde and Angey. She had been seeing Angey around Fontaine hanging out with various women, going on dates that have her feeling jealous despite already being with Clorinde.

Meanwhile, despite how happy Angey looks going on all these dates, she isn’t clicking with any of them because she is still madly in love with Navia. Her inability to move on causes her to wonder if she would ever find someone to love, which causes her to spiral into a bit of a sad state.

With both women distraught, I imagine that both of them go out to a Fontanian bar to get their minds off the girls they like. Navia knows how to handle her liquor, so she is able to just sit there and chill. Meanwhile Angey goes a little wild. She usually doesn’t drink much alcohol, but damn is she missing Navia hard. She slams down several drinks and shots in an attempt to forget, but at some point the bartender has to cut her off because it’s clear she’s getting woozy.

Navia spots Angey from across the bar, slumped over a table and looking miserable. Her eyes widen because she’s never seen Angey drunk before. She hurries over to go check up on her.

“Angey, Angey hey…what’re you doing here?”

Angey looks over at Navia, eyes a little glazed over as it’s clear she’s quite out of it. Navia looks around frantically, wondering if Angey came here with a date, or perhaps a group of friends that could take her home, but it’s clear she came here alone. Navia doesn’t want Angey to get taken advantage of, so she gently puts her coat around Angey and hoists her up onto her back to take her home herself.

Angey’s condo isn’t too far away from the bar luckily, just a ten minute walk away. However, there is an unbearable, tender silence between the two as Navia carries her home.

“…You smell nice,” Angey murmurs drunkenly, not quite aware of what’s going on.

Navia chuckles.

“Yes, it’s the perfume you said that smelled nice on me.”

“I miss it.”

Navia smiles wryly.

“I’ll let you borrow it sometime.”

There is another brief silence as Navia walks forward. Angey’s comfortable, warm weight pressed against her back feeling all too familiar. She missed taking care of her like this, letting her cling to her like a lifeline. It isn’t until Angey buries her face in Navia’s neck that Navia’s breath hitches.

“Navia?”

“Yeah?”

“…I miss you.”

And just like that, all of Navia’s feelings just tangle up in one bigger ball. She wasn’t sure if Angey was just spewing nonsense because she was drunk, or if she was actually confessing her feelings but wasn’t aware of it. They said that drunk words were sober thoughts after all. But regardless, Navia nearly stops, looking back at Angey almost passed out on her back.

She wants to press further, to ask if she really meant it but Angey goes quiet, presumably asleep now. Navia sighs and continues on to her home, where she unlocks the door to her house (she has Angey’s spare key) and brings her to her room to could tuck her in.

-🎧

I’m just imagining the Tsaritsa seeing Jester! Reader without their makeup for the first time, and she has to take a double take because has her Jester always been this pretty? It’s probably the first time that Anastasya brings Reader up to her bedchambers to get intimate for the first time. She asks if she could wipe away Jester! Reader’s makeup so she can see them for the first time, and they hesitantly agree.

CW: Reader is Anastasya’s adult daughter, Harbinger women x Fem! Reader

I have this funny headcanon that Reader would be the type of girl to rope poor unsuspecting Fatui into her own personal schemes. Since she is the Tsaritsa’s daughter, they have to go along with whatever she says, which leads to Sandrone for example getting roped into making certain machines for her, or Signora having to sing for Reader all the time because she asked her to. For Sandrone in particular, she gets especially fed up with Reader because she always asks her to make the most random, useless machines at the most inconvenient times. She still makes them for Reader, obviously (she secretly likes spoiling the princess even if she acts like she doesn’t), but she is cursing to herself as she makes it.

I think the funniest would be the section about Sandrone. "Another puppet? Lady Sandrone will have a child, she... she got someone pregnant... h-how?" Everyone wants to know how Sandrone managed to do it.

The fact that Arlecchino is officially dubbed “The Hottest DILF in Teyvat” is sending me. I mean they’re not wrong, but I can see Arlecchino not understanding what the word “DILF” means when she reads about herself in the paper. She has no choice but to ask you about it.

“Darling, what does DILF mean? They’re calling me that in the news.”

“It stands for Dad I’d like to fuck, dear.”

“Oh.”

Arlecchino is put off by the crassness in that statement before narrowing her eyes in displeasure. She does not want to be “fucked” by anyone other than her wife. She already got you pregnant, she’s yours. Also, the news of how the Marionette got her wife pregnant would be such a trending topic now that you mention it. How did a puppet manage to impregnate someone? I imagine that Sandrone (like Arlecchino) would find the current news articles about her family distasteful and intrusive. Sure they don’t mean any harm because the majority of Snezhnaya just seems to idolize them, but they really don’t need to know about this.

A random reporter could go “Sandrone, have you perhaps cracked the code to artificial insemination for your wife?”

And to that, Sandrone gives them the coldest glare before she quickly ushers you away.

“Shut up. That’s none of your business.”

Today Miko took Angey out on a friendly date to cheer her up after Navia left her for Clorinde. The selfish kitsune did something generous for once! Thank you Miko, Angey had a lot of fun 🩷

Oh wait you’re kinda right, anon. I didn’t even think of that :0

Idk, when I look at Navia from behind I realistically cannot imagine that fat of an ass (it’s just accentuated by her petticoat). But you bring up a very good point. Navia bakes and eats a lot of sweet treats, so all that sugar has to go somewhere right? Mmmhhnnnn now I realize I was wrong about my wife. She does have a big butt. I don’t think it’s as big as Xilonen’s or Lauma’s for example, but the woman who eats cake definitely has cake 🤤

Angey always hypes Navia up! But sometimes she doesn’t pick up on social cues from her wife, subtly asking her to hype her up more.

“How do this skirt look on me, honey?”

“Really good! I like them!”

Then Navia raises her brow, shooting Angey a look as if urging her on for more. “And…?” She seems to communicate with her eyes, then after a few brief seconds of silence, Angey finally realizes what Navia wants.

“Oh, oh! They make your ass really big, babe! Like, wow, please sit on my face…”

Navia smiles.

“Better.”