the taste of the universe

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

@drsinbin

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

huge shoutout to everyone who started their blog when they were teenagers and now they are in their 20s and 30s

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

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