#1 Klein yearner

there is no greater joy on this earth than Making Lists, Categorizing, & Sorting

oh do I have the game for you

So I shouldn't click on this link at 1:31am, is what you're saying. ...I will listen this time.

University really is about looking at the worst pdf known to man huh

he's unironically 100% correct and i will hear nothing against him

yall are so fucking weird about gnc people. a woman wears a suit and she's "conforming to the patriarchy". a man wears a skirt and he's Secretly A Trans Egg. have you considered It's Fabric

You would not believe the things I have heard as a transfem butch.

also the treatment of gnc cis men tells me a lot about how you'd treat gnc trans men. like, you think that if a man likes feminine clothing he's secretly a woman? do you know how many people have told me i'm not "actually trans" because i like feminine clothing? stop reinforcing gender norms i am Begging

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

World Heritage Post

if there was any justice at all in the world “every helen has her troy” would be an idiom (“every beautiful woman leaves a disaster in her wake”) and misogynistic renaissance authors would use it to describe hot women they didn’t like but, of course, inadvertently making her sound insanely awesome in the process. and then in modern times instead of talking about things being their hill to die on women could say “this is my troy to burn” and people on tumblr would be kind of horny about the whole thing and it would get incorporated into the whole “can yuo put that out on me” genre of posts. anyway just a glimpse into my beautiful mind tonight

I feel a little bad for my moots having to deal with my jojo bs. I hope you all watch or read it so we can have fun together tho 🫶🏻

While h0rse feels regretful for the jjba stuff, worm feels no remorse for corrupting my entire feed with lotm stuff. 👎

Because lotm is peak you fool.

I thought Klein was the fool. Or smth. Idk I refuse to read it

@way-down-aevistown please start proselytizing if you will.

KLEIN IS THE FOOL AND HE IS BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT AND YOU SHOULD READ LOTM AND APPRECIATE HIS MAJESTY BECAUSE HE IS SO CUTE AND EVERYONE LOVES HIM YOUR LIFE WILL BE CHANGED (IN A GOOD WAY) FOREVER