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I'm gonna be the CEO of vivisections from now on k thanks 👍

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unicorngelato

Every fifth TGCF textpost: people are wrong about the Character

Every fifth MDZS textpost: nobody understands the Themes

Every fifth SVSSS textpost: what if Shen Yuan transmigrated into a pregnant flea

#so insanely accurate

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frost-flower-fractured-ice

Idk where the idea of letting the juniors "make their own decisions" and "have complete independence" came from, but that isn't going to happen, and it shouldn't because they're literal children. Lan Wangji was canonically hanging out close enough to descend nobly into the fight as soon as a flare went up. Wen Ning was clinging to the underside of a boat in water. Jiang Cheng literally has Jiang disciples in Jin clothes and he still follows Jin Ling around like an extremely cranky tiger. Postcanon no one is letting the juniors do anything by themselves. Lan Wangji is folding all of himself into a cave an arm-length wide to keep an eye out for flares. Wen Ning is hanging from branches like a big koala. Jiang Cheng is snorkeling all over lakes and rivers. They all know the other two are there but dead clans have nothing on protecting your last remaining family (Lan Wangji is mad mad because he's the odd one out among them). And Wei Wuxian is pretending to be cool so the boys let him tag along. They're all helicopter parents, sorry not sorry.

#literally canon especially the wwx one #he is WATCHING the boys #so closely #if nhs had a nephew or niece.......#mdzs

when the next term of my degree starts I'm gonna be sitting in the lecture hall as the professor talks about soil mechanics thinking "ooo Leonard used an earth spirit to travel through soil" and then I'll draw a worm

#just my prediction #<3

ikarani

Why he's like this?

#he's so fucking ridiculous #yes I know it makes sense in context #but why is that always the case huh??? it's always “reasonable” huh????#always some excuse???#and yet no one else has so many gay ass lines #leonard mitchell #you silly little man #lotm

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if you are over 175cm tall, stop it. thats excessive. you don't need that much. put it back. also look down and stop elbowing me. start passing me things also I can't reach them you're in the way

#my anti tall people agenda #I wish every trans masc who is self conscious about their height a very nice “realising they're better than the rest of those tall fucks”#also trans women who are concerned and their height don't need to worry at all because like #plenty of the super tall people I'm on about are beautiful ladies #who do NOT NEED TO BE THAT TALL #“ooo at least you get to look directly at boobs” THAT'S NOT EVEN TRUE THEY'RE STILL ABOVE MY EYE LEVEL 😭😭😭😭😭😭#I need like 40cm platform boots #fuck my tiny life

way-down-aevistown

I hate tall people 😡😡😡

way-down-aevistown

@missb0at you're barely considered not tall btw

missb0at

So I barely escape your wrath how nice

Now on another note what did the tall tall people do

way-down-aevistown

they're fucking tall

wailing-into-the-void

First day of secondary school I said to a tall classmate: if you grow any taller I’ll have to saw you in half.

We never did quite click for some reason

way-down-aevistown

LMFAO????? I would just headbutt people in the stomach because that is the literal height difference that was happening

#that guy is now 2m tall....

way-down-aevistown

I hate tall people 😡😡😡

way-down-aevistown

@missb0at you're barely considered not tall btw

missb0at

So I barely escape your wrath how nice

Now on another note what did the tall tall people do

way-down-aevistown

they're fucking tall

#IT'S NOT FAIR

way-down-aevistown

I hate tall people 😡😡😡

way-down-aevistown

@missb0at you're barely considered not tall btw

#I'm talking TALL #six foot

hometoursandotherstuff

beese-churger

Imagine if sometimes some fucking Ț̷̡͂̀̎͠h̸̜̅͐̄ì̸̩̮̃̃̆n̸̗̰̟͉͐̑͋͆͜g̸̮̻͔̼̬͌ could just crash through the shimmering veil of reality with a trail of fragments from the suffocating void enveloping it, grab whoever's unlucky enough to be closest, and swoop back out like it was nothing. And this was just one of your everyday hazards to worry about. Incredible cosmic horror concept

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hypotenussy

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

thecharmingquirksofothers

incredible prev tags

abyssalz0ne-nsfmc

okay so boring answer is technically none/as soon as an injury occurs, because your bodys response to an injury is to pull blood away from accessory muscles and towards your core/middle of the body. that plus the fact that the bodys fight or flight response typically kicks in upon injury and takes precedence over horny, youre probably losing the erection pretty quickly.

but there are of course exceptions, which brings us to the fun answer, around 700ml–1L of blood lose. if you want more stats, typically an erection uses up to 130ml of blood. this is obviously dependent on things like size and presumably other factors as well, but on average youre looking at 60–130ml. for reference, the average blood donation takes 400–500ml, or like 2 cups, and most people (assuming they dont normally having difficulty with it) can get it up just fine soon after donating.

synibread

happy 7/7/2026 heh

sonderdd

the ship is klein x lying and the number one wingman is alger wilson

#lotm

sonderdd

whenever klein goes out in his spirit form and starts equipping himself with his goods I'm always thinking damn you better be careful not to die like that cause I doubt you can get back before your items despawn... the only video game I play is minecraft btw

#sobbing so hard rn #I always play with keep inventory on so I never considered this #lotm #klein moretti

I hate tall people 😡😡😡

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