#1 Klein yearner

if there was any justice at all in the world “every helen has her troy” would be an idiom (“every beautiful woman leaves a disaster in her wake”) and misogynistic renaissance authors would use it to describe hot women they didn’t like but, of course, inadvertently making her sound insanely awesome in the process. and then in modern times instead of talking about things being their hill to die on women could say “this is my troy to burn” and people on tumblr would be kind of horny about the whole thing and it would get incorporated into the whole “can yuo put that out on me” genre of posts. anyway just a glimpse into my beautiful mind tonight

I feel a little bad for my moots having to deal with my jojo bs. I hope you all watch or read it so we can have fun together tho 🫶🏻

While h0rse feels regretful for the jjba stuff, worm feels no remorse for corrupting my entire feed with lotm stuff. 👎

Because lotm is peak you fool.

I thought Klein was the fool. Or smth. Idk I refuse to read it

@way-down-aevistown please start proselytizing if you will.

KLEIN IS THE FOOL AND HE IS BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT AND YOU SHOULD READ LOTM AND APPRECIATE HIS MAJESTY BECAUSE HE IS SO CUTE AND EVERYONE LOVES HIM YOUR LIFE WILL BE CHANGED (IN A GOOD WAY) FOREVER

Draw him alive and well. Ok now draw him playing sudoku

Now draw him struggling at sudoku in a manner that is no longer endearing and is now embarassing

I'll be an avid shipper of something until someone walks in and says "there is NO platonic explanation for this" and suddenly I've never shipped it before in my life and they're just friends and I can't lie i can't really see them being in a romantic relationship with each other yeah sorry I just don't see it

there's like a thousand ways for a shower to work and you wouldn't even imagine half of them until you have to take a shower at a new place

every time someone mentions the little prince I almost forget it’s a children’s book because I literally cannot get through the part about being tamed without crying

“To me, you are still nothing more than a little boy who is just like a hundred thousand other little boys. And I have no need of you. And you, on your part, have no need of me. To you, I am nothing more than a fox like a hundred thousand other foxes. But if you tame me, then we shall need each other. To me, you will be unique in all the world. To you, I shall be unique in all the world…“ But if you tame me, it will be as if the sun came to shine on my life . I shall know the sound of a step that will be different from all the others. Other steps send me hurrying back underneath the ground. Yours will call me, like music, out of my burrow. And then look: you see the grain-fields down yonder? I do not eat bread. Wheat is of no use to me. The wheat fields have nothing to say to me. And that is sad. But you have hair that is the colour of gold. Think how wonderful that will be when you have tamed me! The grain, which is also golden, will bring me back the thought of you. And I shall love to listen to the wind in the wheat…” The fox gazed at the little prince, for a long time. “Please, tame me!” he said.” Yeah………..

@way-down-aevistown

yeah...

crazy how much i could get done if i didn't have "doesn't want to do things" disorder

ok I know everyone’s considered Ryland grace wearing an “I put the ace in space” t shirt but. have we considered the infinitely funnier option of putting this shirt on eva stratt

*laughs maniacally*