#1 Klein yearner

I'm gonna be the CEO of vivisections from now on k thanks 👍

me when I fix a typo in 23 seconds of posting but my two dear stalkers have already liked the post. hello to you both

me participating in artfight with default brushes, completely unoptimised setup, bad posture, knowledge of colour theory limited to "red is a good colour for a children's hospital", and a bone deep refusal to look at any references.

alright I expect to see this much hype for the women's league next year (<- delusional)

ok but it's crazy Messi is STILL THERE cos like he was famous when I was a kid. is he ever gonna expire.

just found out that apparently I counted as a carer for some years. that could have got me so many accommodations wtf

I wanna be so rich and I wanna fund so many public spaces I want libraries that are open all night and nap spaces that are open all day and large spaces with tables and chairs and electricity all free of charge and open to all and I want public shower rooms and water fountains and bathrooms that are also free and 24/7 and I want food to be available at all times and there to be all sorts of shops open at all times for the people who simply don't have spare time between the hours of 9 and 5. this would save unbelievable amounts of people but it'll never happen.