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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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I'm gonna be the CEO of vivisections from now on k thanks 👍

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Imagine if sometimes some fucking Ț̷̡͂̀̎͠h̸̜̅͐̄ì̸̩̮̃̃̆n̸̗̰̟͉͐̑͋͆͜g̸̮̻͔̼̬͌ could just crash through the shimmering veil of reality with a trail of fragments from the suffocating void enveloping it, grab whoever's unlucky enough to be closest, and swoop back out like it was nothing. And this was just one of your everyday hazards to worry about. Incredible cosmic horror concept
the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.
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okay so boring answer is technically none/as soon as an injury occurs, because your bodys response to an injury is to pull blood away from accessory muscles and towards your core/middle of the body. that plus the fact that the bodys fight or flight response typically kicks in upon injury and takes precedence over horny, youre probably losing the erection pretty quickly.
but there are of course exceptions, which brings us to the fun answer, around 700ml–1L of blood lose. if you want more stats, typically an erection uses up to 130ml of blood. this is obviously dependent on things like size and presumably other factors as well, but on average youre looking at 60–130ml. for reference, the average blood donation takes 400–500ml, or like 2 cups, and most people (assuming they dont normally having difficulty with it) can get it up just fine soon after donating.
happy 7/7/2026 heh
the ship is klein x lying and the number one wingman is alger wilson

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whenever klein goes out in his spirit form and starts equipping himself with his goods I'm always thinking damn you better be careful not to die like that cause I doubt you can get back before your items despawn... the only video game I play is minecraft btw
I hate tall people 😡😡😡
are you okay i noticed you reblogging "a raven with a damaged wing. it can still fly with ease" again
Leonard Mitchell (and his foolish devotion)
Leonard Mitchell crawling on his hands and knees for Mr Fool 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Ahem, here’s the reference (I traced the base because I’m a bum and can’t draw poses anatomically correct for the actual life of me LOL):
today's the day

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Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices
poor Eunini he just found his own confidence what the fuck bro
yeah :(
Okay no I need to talk about the book version of Howl's Moving Castle. I love the movie but the book has such a different vibe and you, yes you, should read it.
Movie Howl is a soulful and quiet. Book Howl is a drama queen and Causing Problems and has a long string of jilted exes and couldn't shut up if you paid him.
Sophie and Howl drive each other up the wall at the beginning and it's really funny. Sophie and Howl are (despite themselves) very much in love by the end and they still drive each other up the wall and it's even funnier.
In the movie, Howl has been ordered by the king to participate in The War, and Howl is avoiding it because he is a brave conscientious objector. In the book, Howl has been ordered by the king to rescue his lost brother from the Witch of the Wastes, and Howl is avoiding it by any means necessary because he is a cowardly weasel who wants to stay as far from the Witch as possible.
In the movie, the Witch cursed Sophie because she was jealous about Howl speaking to Sophie for five minutes. In the book, the Witch cursed Sophie because Sophie had been doing surprisingly powerful magic for years without knowing it and it was actually starting to cut into the Witch's plans. (Sophie does not discover any of this until nearly the end of the book, but the reader can start to pick it up much earlier and the way Sophie's magic works is pretty darn cool.)
In the movie, there's a rumor that Howl eats the hearts of maidens, but this is implied to be nothing but nasty fearmongering. In the book, there's a rumor that Howl eats the hearts of maidens because Howl started the rumor so people would stop asking him to do wizard junk all the time.
The book lightly parodies a couple of tropes from Western fairy tales. In particular Sophie has internalized that, as the eldest of three sisters, her "destiny" is to fail so that her younger sisters will look cooler when they succeed, which is why she's so resigned to the hat shop at the beginning. (Sidebar: Sophie's sisters come up much more in the book and they're great.) There's also a really funny bit where Sophie attempts to operate a pair of seven-league boots.
In the movie, the fourth and final location that the magic door connects to is some sort of black void / mindscape / time portal dealy. In the book the fourth location is Wales, in the UK, on Earth, so that Howl can visit his family, because from Howl's perspective this is an isekai story.
tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

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Where did your first name come from?
I was named after one of my parents
I was named after a dead relative or family friend
I was named after a living relative or family friend
I was named after a religious figure
I was named after a historical figure
I was named after a fictional character
I was named after a place
My parents just chose a name they liked
Other
Having been named after a character in The Great Gatsby by my English-major dad, I thought I would ask about this.
one day they will stop making the staff food super spicy but today is not that day