miss me with that gay shit

you think your crush is laying in bed thinking about you but in reality they’re reading about swords on Wikipedia

“omg how do u come up w this stuff” well ive been plagued by visions since birth

when you guys tag poetry with "oh." you sound like romcom protagonists. moment of realizashonnnn 😳 somebody about to run to the airport 😳

Sometimes you get this lucky in life

whatever [falls in gay pirate love with you]

the most annoying thing on tumblr is trying to search a thing but taylor swift has something with the same name

Good news it's not sand!! It's rice flour!! During deepavali, Indians make rangolis which is shown in the video!

fuck this *unfocuses my eyes*

Women that intimidate men are my favorite

SAY IT WITH ME: I’m about to walk into the greatest year of my life.

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered

I love that the nola problem here is not “ghosts in my taxi cab,” but “ghosts are FUCKING BROKE DEAD BASTARDS & I GOT BILLS”

Horror is when ghosts get into cabs and scare drivers Magical realism is when cab companies have to develop policies to prevent ghastly fare-theft

In a book about the tsunami in Japan in 2011, the writer talked about how there was a huge increase in reports of ghostly activity. Apparently in Japan treating ghosts rudely is basically considered the stupidest thing you could possibly do. For months after the tsunami, taxi drivers would pick up a passenger only to have them give an address in one of the devastated areas. The cab driver often looked up halfway to the destination to find their fare had disappeared. Not wanting to be impolite to the person (even if they were dead) they’d drive to the address, open the door to let them out, then drive away.

Yeah this all checks out