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At least 3 times I uttered aloud: “/Are you fucking kidding me?/”

Omfg

Matthew 26:41 😧

Me as a preacher

youd think horses were one of those animals that has horrible health due to humans breeding unhealthy animals to achieve a certain look but no they really are just naturally that fucked up

horses’ lungs bleed when they run at a certain speed

if their diet is too rich / low in selenium their hooves fall off

excuse me

The reason they have such poor health outcomes after breaking or otherwise injuring their legs is because their legs are actually hyper-specialized fingers; and as in human fingers, there is very little muscle supporting the bone, just a lot of cartilage and tendons and whatnot. You’d think an animal that literally evolved to run away to avoid being eaten would have ALSO evolved sturdier running appendages, but…

I fucking hate this post, it’s 1 AM I don’t want to know that horse legs are giant fucking fingers

Also if temperatures fluctuate too intensely and rapidly, it fucks up their digestive track and since they can’t throw up they basically just die instead

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

I scrolled passed then I felt guilty

Yep

Okay listen I never get pulled into these type of posts but this one I HAD TO.

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

god making snails: alright now i need a lil goopman

god makin slugs: haha okay one more but this time naked

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

Yo real talk he was fire as hell.

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What the gifs don’t convey is the soundtrack: the opening to Guns N Roses “Welcome to the Jungle.” Perf.

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

you’re* it’s* Btw. I am a man.

oooooooooooooh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood ooooooooh my god. oh my god. ooooooooooh. my god oh my god

What the fuck is this

I watched this without sound and just… Yeah… No

This is so unsettling

englands be like are you “”””””””””””””””””””schewpid””””””””””””””””””””