growing in witchery

a coffee shop run by witches, for witches (muggles welcome)

“witches brew” (a little tongue-in-cheek, eh?)

offering coffees and teas brewed with the correspondences of their ingredients listed, lovingly charged up by witchy barristas

familiars will be welcome on the patio (and given free treats)

witches and diviners curled up on plushly furnished window sills and in large comfy recliners, sipping their brew of choice, studying that field of magic they’re trying to master next, doing readings for themselves or friends or clients

along one wall, a large floor-to-ceiling bookshelf (complete with stepping-stool) of secondhand witchcraft resource books, free to pick up and peruse while you lounge, or you can bring your own book and trade it in for one of ours

commisioned sigil murals to protect the shop and improve the atmosphere (not to mention support those artsy witches)

at each table, little fact-versus-myth booklets about witchcraft and divination so non-magic-users/non-diviners can better understand our world and learn the truth behind the stereotypes, all in the form of a little fun, friendly, test-your-knowledge competition

witches would be welcome to submit their own recipes

DIY fridays: every friday night, free supplies provided for a witchy arts and crafts session

and of course to avoid legal problems some lovely signage explaining that we can’t legally claim that our drinks will change your life

i think i’ve just found my dream