My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

if i had a husband id perform surgery on him

not enough fingering be going on

when everything feels like the movies you bleed just to know youre alive. or so ive heard.

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fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now