apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

if i had a husband id perform surgery on him

not enough fingering be going on

when everything feels like the movies you bleed just to know youre alive. or so ive heard.

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fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

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avoiding eye contact with someone is basically foreplay