my haplologies

why is Uruguay the same. they didnt change Uruguay. thats just Uruguay this doesn't make any sense

uruguay isnt gay enough for you?

it's because you can't possibly make Uruguay any more gay than it already is

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard

my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.

dude hes three….

And uncultured. Get a new child

fuuuuck I'm glowing pink in the night in my room again. fuuuuck

American cultural output is so incredibly dire right now that every time a 6.5/10 horror movie comes out everyone starts freaking the fuck out and doing backflips and burning cars and shit and it gets 4.7 stars on letterboxd and they start to kill and eat people who dont like it that much because we need this. we have nothing and we need this. just until tomorrow. just until next week. please.

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

And when are they going to make on screen corruption/virginity kink cnc under negotiated dom sub relationships for dykes

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix