my haplologies

fiction can be really dangerous there might be a deeply tragic woman in there who starts living in your head forever

imposter syndrome will have you like i hope no one figures out i draw pictures by sketching them first

dont cry ok? there is the sun and there isthe ocean and there are butch gay women

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

goofy ass match

buy her a damp cardboard box... and fuck her in it!!! #BROKEROMANTIC

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.