argumentative antithetical dream girl

I don't want a cast of healthy characters I want them all to be varying degrees of suicidal

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

i love reblogging things i've already reblogged like. y'all are going to see this again

got lost at sea for a week and a half. back now tho.

keep telling people I read 5 (and 2 halves!) books while stuck at sea and yet no one asks me what they were. where have we gone as a society

do you people seriously need a ship in order to engage with anything

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

in a way john watson is a fantasy (what if you had this brilliant enigmatic friend and what if he liked you in particular and what if he offered you the excitement of youth and adventures and a way out of boring society life and all without having to actually give up your status as a gentleman so you could have the best of both worlds) and in a way sherlock holmes is a fantasy (what if someone never got tired of you despite your various strange habits and mood swings and instead of simply tolerating you they genuinely liked you and what if you didn’t have to live alone forever and what if you never had to give up doing the things you love) and of course there’s the most fantastical part of it all (what if you could afford london housing prices)