[HALLELUJAH, LOCK AND LOAD]

“source?” the mold in my water bottle told me

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

i’m doing really well for someone who goes through the five stages of grief every day

there are many fat gay women which is basically awesome

@artemispanthar

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

Everyone is so weird about people who cry easily. Fellas, is it evil and manipulative to *checks notes* have an involuntary stress response?

It's hard to learn that crying is okay! And if you're like me and you feel like it's hard to learn that crying isn't manipulative, know that you're not alone.

when i was a kid i was so mad all the time bc i thought someday i'd have to be somebody's wife i didn't know it was optional. is everybody reminding the young girls in their lives that it's optional.

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier